Konig

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Konig

@d0gbeers

Voted Worst Canine of 2025. Raytheon intern, Albanian Bodybuilding subject matter expert

Colorado Prefecture Beigetreten Kasım 2021

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ariel@donotdelay·2d

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

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@kalimoding I wish I knew this before I broke 3

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Kali@kalimoding·1d

@d0gbeers ARP makes some good ones. putting some on a legacy gt as we speak

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Konig@d0gbeers·2d

They should also invent wheel studs manufactured by Fuji Heavy Industries that aren't made of cardboard and chewing gum

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They should invent an FA20 that doesn't sound like it has rod knock 24/7

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@HazelMayu

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Hazel??@HazelMayu·2d

@d0gbeers dude i made that joke already

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@HazelMayu I'm just gonna replace mine as they go

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Hazel??@HazelMayu·2d

@d0gbeers 86speed.com/arp-subaru-wrx… getting 4 of these ill be DAMNED if i miss another event

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Hazel??@HazelMayu·2d

subaru making sure they make the wheel studs on their track car made of FUCKING COMPRESSED SUGAR CUBES AND GLUE so that i miss my autocross tomorrow

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They should invent an FA20 that doesn't sound like it has rod knock 24/7

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josh@bitheresy·3d

Thinking about this one again

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Kyokaz@faizkyokaz·4d

Forza doodle 12

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The only people I ever see eating slop like this are the type of largely sedentary white collar dudes that somehow get stuck as an entry level lifter for like 4 years straight

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It's not that deep bro

leopard print bussy@bigsnugga

its not lost on me that there's big push to put protein powder in everything at a moment where meat is becoming unaffordable

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Konig@d0gbeers·3d

@codfish246 Bro stop emitting im out here tryna communicate with Yahweh

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codfish🧶🏳️‍🌈@codfish246·3d

why can i pick up some random yahweh radio station 5780km/3542 miles away without any kind of amplifier lmao

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@ITARviolation I don't even have a mental model of the average threads user in 2026

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Every single school zone is built like a Forza Horizon speed trap

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Wopavelli@TheWopObama·7 Haz

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

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@SashaTMW Harbor freight jackstands ✊

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SashaTMW@SashaTMW·8 Haz

✨shiny✨

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Konig@d0gbeers·7 Haz

@S1apSh0es God it's beautiful

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S1apSh0es@S1apSh0es·7 Haz

I think I’ve found the most America coded town in all of Japan.

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Jj@Jjzcol·5 Haz

@RudeJackalope I always said wojaks are made by jinns as a way to mock humanity

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VINTAGE@CarSighting·4 Haz

The Pantera never got the love it deserves

mintia@Mintia_carx

日本で初めて300km/hを記録した光永パンテーラの最期も同じようなシチュエーションだった記録達成から約10日後タクシーを追い越しそこね、左に横滑りして電柱に激突。その車は運悪く左ハンドルだった…

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Konig@d0gbeers·4 Haz

@poindexpurr "adults" is doing a lot of heavy-lifting here

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Oly@poindexpurr·4 Haz

Truly and honestly the most nightmarish fate I can envision for any hypothetical work of mine is for it to gain a huge fanbase of grown adults who can only view it as a collection of blorbos rather than as a narrative or a work of art.

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