Dale Larson

@GunWashington So I guess at this hour it seems unlikely Easter will be the second coming of Standard Capacity Magazines?

#Cowlitz County, what gives? Just give us an answer, please.

@Annie63486670 @GunWashington How did you arrange that? I’d tried asking Gun Mag Warehouse about planning for this, would be happy to pay someone a deposit to set aside and pack up ready to ship overnight…

@GunWashington My mags are in a box ready for next day delivery. Thank you brother.

Still waiting on word from #Cowlitz County. Looks like we picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

@GunWashington The numbers under his watch stand on their own. More convincing argument to those not already opposed to Fegusin for Govenor (I’ll just go ahead and leave the Freudian typo rather than correcting the spelling) without going there on debatable/controversial contributing factors.

Once again, we could start by re-hiring all the law enforcment officers that you terminated for making an independent health choice. Your plan is like a plan to put out the housefire that you, yourself, started. #ChangeWashingtonNow

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Congrats, @LewisHamilton. Love the rainbow helmet. How about thanking the people at the factory rather than the guys and girls? I’m sure you don’t mean to leave anyone out, or forget that gender isn’t always that black and white.

This is what teamwork sounds like. As @SpaceX's Crew Dragon Endeavour begins its flyaround of the @Space_Station, @Astro_Sabot shares words of farewell for his departing Crew-2 colleagues:

Reasonable people don’t accomplish unreasonable things.

Really looking forward to @BubbaWallace’s first NASCAR Cup Series win. #illbejumpingoffofmycouch (great idea @michaelstrahan)

@abdur @goldman Yeah, most US debates about healthcare would be over immediately if every American had to get healthcare abroad just once.

@goldman Scary because decompression sickness is such a random symptoms and effects event. But, on the good side Singapore has amazing healthcare.

Latergram from the Singapore Botanical Gardens

@ToddDurkin @MikeChandlerMMA Even their support phone line is going to a not in service error! Seriously, @espn!?!

@ToddDurkin @MikeChandlerMMA Looks like they crashed hard, can’t log into Disney+ or ESPN+. Oops.

There was never one month they had a problem charging me my account & now I can’t even access the fight. Come on ESPN. Gotta see my boy ⁦@MikeChandlerMMA⁩ fight!

@Xtel Oura ring

Vaccines save lives. 2nd amendment protects your right to bare arms. Be a patriot, take the shot!

@DoorDash @BubbaWallace Missed this notification before, followed now!

@dalelarson @BubbaWallace Hey! Please follow us so that we can give you your Bubba Wallace hero card. Thanks!

Giveaway! We’ve got 250 autographed @DoorDash hero cards to hand out. Comment below with #DoorDash250 and we’ll randomly pick the winners next week! Go!

“To all the kids out there that dream of doing the impossible, you can do it!” -7x champ @LewisHamilton Simply incredible

@elonmusk Why doesn't the Tesla charger have the ability to power the house from the car when utility power fails?

@BubbaWallace @F1 @PierreGASLY @Carlossainz55 Indeed. And now it’s your turn this afternoon, @BubbaWallace!

Man what a race!!! @F1 congrats @PierreGASLY!! Hell of a push by @Carlossainz55!

@BubbaWallace youtu.be/5ZcY45gTwQA

And IM also over hearing people say “well they should stop resisting” STHU AND WATCH THIS VIDEO!!! Actually watch first and then sit there with your tail between your legs with no leg to stand on. We’re damned if we do comply and we’re damned if we don’t comply. 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫