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‘The golfer from Mara lago’ 🫢

The crew of the Artemis are currently further away from Trump than any other humans. Lucky bastards!

This what they get for fucking with a country full of engineering and math geniuses.

Give us a 48 hour ceasefire so we can find our missing pilot before we start bombing you back into the Stone Age. Americans must really think Iranians are stupid

Utterly incorrect and the very essence of dishonest reporting. I’ve never said they had no Hezbollah affiliation - patently ridiculous as one worked for an Hez-owned channel and the other was pro-Hez too. I reported the widespread assertion this connection transgressed int law as they were journos NOT combatants. Hez flags don’t make you combatants

"Oasis Live '25" might have been the hottest ticket of last year, but nearly as intense was the frenzy to buy the reunion tour's merchandise. Each of the band’s seven Wembley Stadium shows, with a capacity of 81,000, likely generated between $1.3 million and $1.62m in merch sales. wp.me/pc8uak-1lH5He

This feels like the first war in my lifetime where literally the whole world wants the U.S to lose. Do we have any friends left?

America and Israel are not in charge anymore.

The regime change happened successfully. MAGA😀

THIS IS THE MOST SIGNIFICANT MOMENT OF THE ENTIRE IRAN WAR. THREAD. 🧵 Let me walk you through what just happened. Iran shot down a US F-15E Strike Eagle. It went down in southern Iran. The wreckage is confirmed on Iranian soil. The pilot — or pilots — did not eject safely. Iran's Tasnim News says IRGC forces captured them. Iran initially claimed it was an F-35. It was an F-15E. Either way, they have the wreckage. And they claim they have the crew. The US scrambled an immediate rescue operation. F-35s flew combat air patrol overhead. MQ-9 drones monitored the crash site. A C-130 and Black Hawk helicopters went in for extraction. The rescue failed. One Black Hawk was shot down during the attempt. Multiple aircraft lost in a single operation. The US is publicly denying all of it. No confirmed losses. No confirmed POWs. Nothing. That silence is deafening. Now here's where it gets really bad. This morning, Trump said "take the oil and make a fortune." This afternoon, Iran announced they have an American prisoner of war. The same damn day. March 31: Trump said he was "willing to end the war." April 3: Trump says take the oil. April 3: American pilot captured on Iranian soil. The last time Iran held Americans hostage was 1979. 444 days. Destroyed Carter's entire presidency. A POW is not just a tragedy. A POW is leverage. Iran now holds a card nobody can take from them. If that pilot appears on Iranian state television, the political fallout in the US will be unlike anything we've seen. Over 100 legal experts today called the US strikes potential war crimes. Now a US servicemember is in Iranian custody. This is not a footnote. This is the story.

Iran is not for beginners.

@gracieback2 @kittenaround_51 Who the fuck is Nick Surely?

Nick Surely interviews JD Vance on the new Anti Fraud task force ….

We launched Artemis II yesterday. Now what? Four astronauts recently launched from @NASAKennedy to embark on a mission around the Moon. But liftoff was just the beginning.

9/ Orion is now 520 miles away from Earth. The spacecraft and its crew are now on a flight path to fly around the Moon for the first time in more than half a century. Watch live: youtube.com/watch?v=M8m9Yd…

Moon here we come. #TranslunarInjection burn in progress. #Artemis

TLI Translunar injection.

@SecWar Can everyone just shoot each other dead and get it over with.

Our military installations have been turned into gun-free zones—leaving our service members vulnerable and exposed. That ends today.

There is some disinformation out there that I think we need to clear up: Pam Bondi lasted exactly 39.7 Scaramuccis. To suggest a lower number I think it’s unfair to her incredibly long tenure. She deserves a gold watch!

The first words out of the mouth of the next president of the United States is going to be ‘sorry’.

Pam Bondi will be remembered as the AG who watched videos and saw images of powerful men raping kids and decided to protect the men.