David Sims

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The filmmaker M. Night Shyamalan weathered some of the wildest hype and harshest backlash that Hollywood has to offer, @davidlsims writes. Now he’s found a different path: theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…

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Maestro: another massive win for the “ehrlich didn’t like it, masterpiece incoming” crowd. you are so back.

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