Kyle Day

@OhioTate Sad sad day

Breaking News: The cast of Spring Break will no longer be attending Tortilla Con.

@barstoolspringb @MeekPhill_ looks miserable in this van.

Oona and Keegs weigh in on Bri’s comment about special treatment

@barstoolspringb @BarstoolBigCat @nickysmokess @stratvegas @BarstoolBigCat best boss ever. Legendary

.@BarstoolBigCat FaceTimes @nickysmokess to give him a pep talk before the big jump @stratvegas #vegaspartner

RT and ❤️ for a chance to win a signed Dexter Lawrence II Bengals helmet!

@OhioTate That trot. He’s smitten

Breaking News: We have picked up (redacted) from the hotel and are on the way to Widespread Panic. Mintzy was so excited to open the car door for (redacted) that he started a bit of a run.

@OhioTate Quality list

I have obtained the Suite List for the Final Four: Dave Portnoy Big Cat Brandon Walker Rico Bosco Ohio’s Tate Mut Jack McCarthy Mike Grier Mark Titus Austin Ebo Connor Griffin White Boy Rick All Business Pete Mike Katic Dana Beers TJ Hitchings

Am I crazy here? This is how Knockout has been played since Dr. James Naismith invented the game in 1891. Is this an electable offense? It would’ve gone in the hoop if Doitche’s ball wasn’t there!

@OhioTate 😂😂😂

@OhioTate @VivaLaStool Congrats!!!!

I think this makes me a Heisman Trophy winner?

Age yourself by naming an NFL safety you grew up watching. I’ll start: Troy Polamalu.

@bnbchen 276

@Dailyupdate33 @Blutman27 @LucasGuido13 @stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat @stoolsalesguy

.@LucasGuido13 is the best All-Time Napkin in Chicago

It’s so fucked up that following sports online just guarantees that you’ll be subjected to whatever dogshit Barstool is producing. A decade past its cultural moment, staffed entirely by the guys who failed to parlay it into better jobs, and still we are made to see these freaks

6,800 retweets and Zac will do mayo socks

@RashidaTlaib On behalf of every Iranian in the world, fuck you.

Caleb Downs likely fell out of the conversation at Pick 5 after today. - 30.25” arms are really bad - 73.25” wingspan is really bad - Sub-6’0” tall isn’t ideal - Posses 0 standout athletic traits and ducked the combine These things on their own aren’t that concerning for his stock as a ‘generational’ safety prospect, but put them all together and it definitely damages his stock a lot.

Now I know him as the guy that inspired a nation.

Alphas gonna Alpha. Tape matching measurables is when ideal worlds collide. Take a bow Arvell Reese and Sonny Styles 🫡

Hey, fuck off. I'd rather a silver medal than be part of your shit hole every day of the week.

Without telling me your age. What is the first video game you played? GIFS ONLY!!!