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Who else tried to make a transfer to that UBA account number there just to see whose name will appear? I could be that petty 😄 @Omonioboli #AchalugoIsHere

This afternoon, I tried converting a bank statement into Excel from PDF. EVERYTHING WAS SCATTERED. I had to start doing the arraignment manually. The conversion ṣeems taking longer time than the FS I want to build. I later slept off while working on my laptop. When I woke up...

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This is not Photoshopped. It is a plant found in the wild called Hooker’s lip (Psychotria elata). It puckers up to attract pollinators like butterflies and birds. Nature never ceases to mesmerize us.

My dad! Out of 10 kids, he was the only one that his dad could send to school because of poverty After SSCE my dad became a primary school teacher in the village. Seeing that he wanted more, he went to Calabar on his own to survey the place and did not like it then he saved some money and ran to Lagos he never knew Lagos his parents asked him not to go to Lagos because of the rumors they heard about Lagos in the village of Lagos being filled with ghosts My dad had to bribe a post office van driver to take him to Lagos in the back of the van. they used 3 days on the road to get to Lagos. he arrived with nothing. Just himself. Fast forward, he got a Job, furthered his education himself and trained all his 9 siblings. took care of his parents, got married, trained all my mom's siblings in school too and took care of her parents Today the family at large is stable because of him. Everyone can fend for themselves. Till today if his elder sister is sick, he will travel to go and see her and if you complain he will say, his family was his push to become successful. so he can't help it

@NigeriaNDCHQ Y'all should woo @atiku to join you too. 😁

The perfect picture exists...

Classic example of a working country.

@MrOlibaba That's why bankers, for their customers/business sake, are apolitical.

There's a reason banks don't encourage staff to discuss about politics and religion at the workplace. Religion and politics are sensitive topics that can cause chaos and biase at the workplace. A customer can pull out funds from a bank because of religion and political misalignment.

BREAKING: 2027: OBI, KWANKWASO QUIT ADC FOR NDC TODAY [PRES] Despite all denials, the two political heavyweights in the African Democratic Congress, Peter Obi and Musa Rabiu Kwankwaso will formally join the Nigeria Democratic Congress, today (Sunday), paving way for their aspirations for 2027 Presidency. [OOV] The announcement was contained in an invite sent to journalists on the NDC Media WhatsApp Group. The declaration would take place by 2:00pm in Abuja. They will be received by the National Leader of the NDC and former Governor of Bayelsa State, Henry Seriake Dickson and its National Chairman, Moses Cleopas, alongside members of the National Working Committee (NWC). The party leaders have described the new development as a growing wave of confidence in the NDC nationwide.

@HarmlessHQ My brother... 🤣🤣🤣

You want Peter Obi to contest against Atiku in a party primary 😂😂😂 Una get mind ooo. Wike, with all Rivers State oil money did not even win Atiku in a primary. But na Peter Obi wey dey sell Bournvita and ovaltine una think say go come win Atiku. Dey play 😂

@Undaratedking 😂😂😂

mtn too useless god 😭

@ZidyepO ...but it's not

@de_emperor7 No sin please

Before you come to my DM, know that I am a Christian and sex before marriage is something I will never do. End.

@PeterObi So where next?

Fellow Nigerians, good morning. I woke up this morning after my church service with a deeply reflective heart, and despite every constraint, I felt compelled to share these thoughts with you. Many people do not truly understand the silent pains some of us carry daily—the private struggles, emotional burdens, and quiet battles we face while trying to survive and serve sincerely in difficult circumstances. We now live in an environment that has become increasingly toxic, where the very system that should protect and create opportunities for decent living often works against the people—a society where intimidation, insecurity, endless scrutiny, and discouragement have become normal. More painful is when some of those you associate with, believing you would find understanding and solidarity among them, become part of the pressure you face. Some who publicly identify with you privately distance themselves or join in unfair criticism. We live in a society where humility is mistaken for weakness, respect is seen as a lack of courage, and compassion is treated as foolishness—a system where treating people equally is questioned simply because you refuse to worship status, tribe, class, or power. Personally, I have never looked down on anyone except to uplift them. I have never used privilege, position, or resources to oppress others, intimidate the weak, or make people feel small. To me, leadership has always been about service, sacrifice, and helping others rise. Let me state clearly: my decision to leave the ADC is not because our highly respected Chairman, Senator David Mark, treated me badly, nor because my leader and elder brother, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, or any other respected leaders did anything personally wrong to me. I will continue to respect them. However, the same Nigerian state and its agents that created unnecessary crises and hostility within the Labour Party that forced me to leave now appear to be finding their way into the ADC, with endless court cases, internal battles, suspicion, and division, instead of focusing on deeper national problems and playing politics built more on control and exclusion than on service and nation-building. Even within spaces where one labours sincerely, one is sometimes treated like an outsider in one’s own home. You and your team become easy targets for every failure, frustration, or misunderstanding, as though honest contribution has become a favour being tolerated rather than appreciated. And when you choose to leave so that those you are leaving can have peace, and you step out into the cold, you are still maligned and your character is questioned. Despite all your efforts to continue working for a better Nigeria and engaging people with sincerity and goodwill, those who do not wish you well continue to attack your character and question your intentions. There are moments I ask God in prayer: Why is doing the right thing often misconstrued as wrongdoing in our country? Why is integrity not valued? Why is the prudent management of resources, especially when invested in critical areas like education and healthcare, wrongly labelled as stinginess? Why are humility and obedience to the rule of law often taken to be weakness rather than discipline? Let me assure all that I am not desperate to be President, Vice President, or Senate President. I am desperate to see a society that can console a mother whose child has been kidnapped or killed while going to school or work. I am desperate to see a Nigeria where people will not live in IDP camps but in their homes. I am desperate for a country where Nigerian citizens do not go to bed hungry, not knowing where their next meal will come from. Yet, despite everything, I remain resolute. I firmly believe that Nigeria can still become a country with competent leadership based on justice, compassion, and equal opportunity for all. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

@ZidyepO ...but we can kiss small 😘

@de_emperor7 Good

@SarahElijah13 As @AirtelNigeria is selling akara, @MTNNG should be selling pap, while @glonigeria should be selling bread.

Moniepoint works with an offline-based architecture model. I wrote an article on this. So whenever your internet becomes very poor, let’s say from 5G down to Edge, it switches to an offline-based architecture. Advantage of this? Wider coverage, even in areas with terrible network connectivity. As for OPay, its main selling point was its switch payment flow. Both lines above already answer everything. You guys don’t really engage with my articles by reading them. I’ve written really solid technical articles. Well, I’m dropping another one soon.

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@ABUJAPLUG To think I am reading this inside a COZA church 😂

Which church in Abuja is best to find good wife or husband? Don't mention COZA or RCCG please. ❌

@MrOlibaba Such staff easily fall into any trap set for them. It later becomes so embarrassing.

Some customer service officers and tellers only attends to customers that tip them. Which is one of the reason you see crowd in the banking hall, you're overwhelming your other colleagues because you're doing selective service. If you're used to taking tips from customers to the extent that your supervisor and colleagues knows your obsession about it. Chances are high that you'll fail any integrity test carried out on you. And you know the consequences of that.

Dear Airtel, Since there's shortage of people that sell akara on Saturday morning, why don't you look into that business and leave this telecom business? Best disregard, An unsatisfied customer.