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It never occurred to me that I have this many traumatic pet stories.

@kevingold91 @nypost

@nypost Hope she’s ok. She’s wife material

Brianna Chickenfry undergoes emergency surgery after ‘excruciating pain’ and projectile vomiting trib.al/VB1EL58

Me and @BeDabbler will be live at 8pm ET on B&T Episode 2 Patreon.com/BlindMike

Patriots will open the season in Seattle on 9/9, per sources.

@burackbobby_ @VanLathan

The anti-white bigots are outraged that Caitlin Clark walked out with Morgan Wallen. However, they had nothing to say when Patrick Mahomes, Myles Garrett, and Marshawn Lynch did it. Inside the double standard: foxnews.com/outkick-sports…

Brendan Fraser walked out of a Hollywood luncheon at the Beverly Hills Hotel in 2003, past a police officer in the lobby, and could not bring himself to say what had just happened to him. He went home and told his wife. He stayed quiet about it for fifteen years. The man who had groped him in that room was the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, the group that ran the Golden Globes. In the years after, Fraser sank into depression, watched the work dry up, and wondered if the silence that followed was a coincidence. His body had its own bill coming. Fraser did most of his own stunts across three Mummy films. By the third one in 2008, he told GQ he was "put together with tape and ice." The surgeries that followed kept him in and out of hospitals for roughly seven years, including back operations, a partial knee replacement, and vocal cord repair. His divorce became final in 2009. A judge ordered him to pay 900,000 dollars a year in alimony plus another 300,000 in child support. By 2013 he was back in court asking to reduce the payments because he no longer earned enough. In November 2016, his mother died of cancer in Seattle after several years of treatment. His eldest son is autistic. Almost none of it made the news. In September 2022, his film The Whale premiered at the Venice Film Festival. The audience clapped for six minutes. Fraser sobbed on the balcony and tried to leave at one point, but the clapping wouldn't stop. In March 2023, at 54, he won the Academy Award for Best Actor. He thanked his three sons by name. The last years, he said, had felt like "a diving expedition on the bottom of the ocean," and his sons had been the ones holding the air line. Last week, he sat on Jimmy Fallon's couch and said he is training to play Rick O'Connell again. "I'm doing my best to get this 57-year-old gear in shape," he told Fallon. Universal has Mummy 4 penciled in for October 2027. He first played the character at 30, and he'll be 58 when the new one comes out.

@DefiantLs Sorry guys It’s not bad

Chelsea Handler: “Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory, I assume all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran. Or do you tough alpha males only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals?”

@gifdsports Bernie sanders’ older material is still good

Not sure if this is a hot take, but I don't find any of Joe Rogan's friends funny.

Shane's first Sherryl Underwood joke killed me. Some of these feel like Nick Mullen jokes, which is incredible #KevinHartRoast

What's not mentioned: The trans person stabbed themself.

@jaysonbuford 😂

I wrote about Caitlin Clark, who only ever had to be a little bit cool, and by walking with Morgan Wallen, reminding everybody that she is kind of uncool and one of them: jaysonbuford.substack.com/p/all-caitlin-…

@jaysonbuford Thoughts on Paige Bueckers supporting a known woman beater?

Taking calls tomorrow morning at 10am with Andy Mayo on YouTube: @thekirkminihaneshow3746" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@thekirkminiha…

The worst person you know is absolutely outraged by this

@WhyWeDrinkHere @DanteTheDon @VanLathan

It is very cool to watch Shane, Big Jay & Tony kill on this thing. I'm terribly gay. He is us. #KevinHartRoast

This guy @Tonysmarkettips claiming he’s not grifting about the Mike Vrabel and the Diana Russini story and that he’s a “49ers fan” 😭 Look at this What we got 2 49ers tweets in the last 2 days? How many Vrabel tweets?

I’m struggling bad? In what context lol And I’m calling it a grift because it’s the only thing you talk about on this website. Clearly you recognize the engagement and you don’t want it to stop.