Dan McQuade

Hey! Long time. So here’s an update: Last summer I was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer of the pancreas. I don’t expect to be cured. But after a year of surgeries, radiation and monthly shots with a giant needle, I’m not going anywhere anytime soon. defector.com/my-life-with-a…

Hope the Phanatic does this tax day bit again tonight

Damn, dude, RIP to one of the great posters. Didn’t get to know the guy but his greatest hits still echo in my brain

The Crossword, Dec. 15: Out Of Court defector.com/the-crossword-…

@meechone I just realized the Eagles have been terrible since you wrote that tweet. You wrecked the season, Meech.

@dhm 🤣🤣

I'm living in a world where the current Eagles quarterback is 27-3 in his last 30 games including a Super Bowl and the Eagles hold the NFC tiebreaker over every contending team and if you listened to the average fan you would think they were the Cleveland Browns.

@meechone I have thought a lot about how lucky I am that we went to Game 2 of that Hawks series (a win) because I also went to Game 5 (the collapse) and if you were at that game with me I would’ve had to stop you from jumping off the balcony (I’m confident I would’ve stopped you)

I'm generally an angry dude and for me to tell people to lighten up, shit HAS to be bad. Jalen had a *perfect* passer rating like 4 games ago and he has thrown ONE interception all year. I'm sure everyone in the organization is fine with him. Go Birds.

@SSN_Kennesaw @BBelefski @realfbllliason @OwlScoop_com @owl_beback @SSN_Rice @SSN_Temple @SSN_FAUOWLS @GroupOfFiveGuys @TempleOwlsDaily @FAUOWLACCESS @barstool_fau @walkonredshirts There are maybe five Division II and III owl mascots, I need to do a followup and complete the set one day

@BBelefski @realfbllliason @OwlScoop_com @owl_beback @SSN_Rice @SSN_Temple @SSN_FAUOWLS @GroupOfFiveGuys @TempleOwlsDaily @FAUOWLACCESS @barstool_fau @walkonredshirts @dhm Awesome! Thanks for sharing 👍🏻

In honor of this Rice VS Charlotte game there are 3 owls in the American Athletic Conference! When you think of a college football program which is the first program that you think of Temple, Rice, or FAU?!

OK, we are on Pacific Blue now. There are so many scenes where the actors appear to be in different universes.

@phillyliquorlaw I sent Sean and Brockway a long word doc about all the future things I’d like to cover. I can’t wait. I also just want to make them do like 10 more Baywatch episodes.

@dhm Dang. Love your work Dan, glad you’re still around, really love your appearances on the dogg zzone

Hey! Long time. So here’s an update: Last summer I was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer of the pancreas. I don’t expect to be cured. But after a year of surgeries, radiation and monthly shots with a giant needle, I’m not going anywhere anytime soon. defector.com/my-life-with-a…

@meechone I mean, the spam reply said she was rooting for me. I’ll take it.

@dhm It's horrible 🤣🤣

@DatDudeJD Thanks man! Remember when we all left Adobe to go see the Kanye projection on the side of Geno’s, but then the projector caught on fire? I may not remember this correctly, as it was when I still drank.

@dhm Oh my god Dan. Keep fighting!! I will be thinking of you

@stanfordsays I’m hanging in there.

@dhm I’m glad you are still here man!

@yatesytime It’s coming soon! This month!

@dhm May the power of the Wildwood Boardwalk shirt heal you!

@KyleNeubeck 🤙 (“hang loose”, not “call me”)

@dhm ✊

@mikesisak Thanks man! I got this.

@dhm 🙏 you kick ass in everything you do, and this is no different. Praying for you as you conquer — or, at the very least, tame — this beast.

@Hegelbon Hey, thanks man. Jan says hello.

@dhm Dan you are like, one of the very best guys I’ve met through Twitter and I am thrilled you are responding to treatment and rooting to hell for you . Love you brother

@meechone Thanks! How’re things around here? I already got a spam reply on this post, so seems like Twitter is chugging along like it always has.

@dhm My guy

@GamingNaRoli @LahenR_ZA Here is my favorite (“favorite”) part of her term so far: usatoday.com/story/news/pol…

@LahenR_ZA We are living in such crazy times. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wait, what Linda McMahon is secretary of Education? Lmao 😭😭 when did that happen. I remember the WWE days

@itsjustmike25 The first printed instance of “Wildwood isn’t the same anymore, it’s overrun by teens fighting” I have found is from the 1950s.

surge of violence =couple fights…this is a tale as old as time. i think its dumb especially now that im older, but outside Eds Funcade might as well have been a boxing ring

i love sensationalism