Elon Musk is a knobhead

Just posted a photo @ The Racecourse, Northampton instagram.com/p/CoXj58_IIpQ/…

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@anon_opin Too right I don't. I'm dyspraxic af and I often order them without the bun. I'm not picking up a cheese and sauce covered searing hot meat patty with my hands.

Eating a burger with a knife and fork is admitting you don't trust yourself with a sandwich

@robmanuel Romaine Lettuce.

So who is the next leader of the Sugababes then?

@IamHappyToast Thanks. That reminded me of this.

@IamHappyToast Baba yaga house but choose a different animal's legs.

Who will be the next PM? How will this affect the price of lettuce? Stay tuned for the next episode of the "The UK" #generalelectionnow #generalelection2022 #liztruss #lettucewatch #ukpolitics

@Jimllpaintit Do one of the lettuce the lasted longer than Truss pls?

@everycolorbot Lettuce green, how topical! #thelettucewon #longlivethelettuce

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#tofueatingwokerati #wokerati #toriesout #GeneralElection2022 #electionnow

Hey @StarshipRobots , had my first delivery on Sat and it was ace, but well sad the robots don't have names. I want to see something like "your robot "Johnny 5" is on its way". #starshiprobots #givethemnames #livinginthefuture

Looking for more #pokemongofriends to swap gifts and level up 1920 0740 8811 ❤️ #pogofriends #pokemongo #PokemonGOfriendscode #pokemon

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

@anon_opin If I wanted to eat a burger in a cake there are better cakes than brioche, but I don't. I order without the bun if it's a brioche one. Pretzel buns are where it's at.

Brioche buns are the best thing to happen to burgers since the addition of the gherkin.

Cis people: I need you to understand (and help others understand) that “the trans debate” is NOT relevant “to only a small number of people” but to everyone. Thread below for why: (This is focused on cis women, but cis dudes I need you to listen too. You are also in danger.)

Pluck out your eyes then you weak fleshed 3 day old egg sarnie.

Church services across the land begin in 20 mins. 🙏 Will the Tory voters be praying for: 1. Johnson to not get another STI at his Russian pimplord's next squalid sex party? 2. Gove to get some top quality blow? 3. Patel to unhinge her jaw & eat an orphan whole? 4. Forgiveness?

@ChronandEcho there was a serious incident on Cowper Street last night and the street is still taped off. Why no news?

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS MOMENT FROM THE ONE SHOW

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