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@hashjenni Hillary because Bill. Kamala because no one respects her.

Why do we call Trump, Obama, Bush, and Biden by their last names but Kamala and Hillary by their first names?

@itslinklauren No one wants to live in that house of sin.

Kris Jenner is selling the Kardashian's original home. It's been sitting on the market a long time at $13.5 million. People are starting to question why there's such little interest. It's become a joke among LA brokers. I went to Zillow to take a look for myself... These bathrooms are atrocious. The black and gold tile with a black toilet and brown door? It's like a dungeon. Maybe that's where Bruce kept Caitlyn all those years locked away. Money can't buy you class... or taste! I'd get nauseous using any of those bathrooms.

@Messinadress1 Kids are graduating who can't read or balance a bank account. The system is what's failing the kids. Maybe talk to you family about that.

As someone who comes from a family of teachers , 90% of you aren’t smart enough to homeschool your kids and are doing them a serious disservice

@DrClownPhD I'd like to know how much they are paying their servers to make up for them not getting tips.

Do you think more restaurants should include tips?

@LarryJones You know he's not taking the day off, right?

Do you have an issue with Trump taking days off to play golf?

@AdamKoffler Let's not forget that you're trying to save for that $200,000 down payment while paying $3,000+ in rent.

Here’s Dave Ramsey’s advice on buying a house in the year 2026: - Have 20% for a down payment to avoid private mortgage insurance (PMI) - Do a 15-year fixed rate loan - Make sure your monthly payment isn’t more than 1/4th of your take home pay Let’s put that math to the test 👇🏼

@XOQueenEsther It's hard to watch them. It must be absolutely exhausting trying so hard to be famous.

Side-by-side proof that 8 years and one Netflix deal can really clear a street. 2018 Harry & Meghan tour: Crowds so big they needed crowd control. 2026 Harry & Meghan tour: Crowds so small they needed a search party. From being so loved to Australia basically giving them the privacy they deserved 😌

@ForgiatoBlow47 Saved my life. I'm still meeting people who prayed for me when I was dying 3 1/2 years ago. Complete strangers who prayed because people I knew asked them to. It was a miracle. Thank you Jesus!

Be totally honest. Has prayer ever truly worked in your life?

@kayleighmcenany @SatAmericaFNC Expelled and jailed!

🚨 WHOA: A Democratic congresswoman allegedly used FEMA funds to buy a big, beautiful diamond ring among other luxury items. 💍 Should she be expelled from Congress next week ❓ @SatAmericaFNC

@realtalkstruth El Paso, TX

What is the worst place in America you have ever visited?

@Chavez628K @iky_fwjett Was that really his intent, though? He said it wasn't.

@dls19951 @iky_fwjett He tried to demean her in front of people she doesn’t know.

My husband invited his new coworkers over for dinner. When they arrived he introduced me by gesturing at me and saying "this is mrs Smith (didn't even say my name)...the housewife!" I looked at him for a second then I started laughing hysterically. I then told said "no honey I work full time and YES I still act like a housewife when I'm home because you simply can't bother to help". His co workers were staring at him as he tried to laugh and change the subject and ask what they wanted to drink. Dinner went super awkward with him giving me looks and stares. Once the guests left he blew up saying I embarrassed him by laughing like a lunatic and then making the comment I made infront of his new coworks and ruining his image. I told him he was wrong to lie about my status and deny my degree to begin with. He said I could've talked to him about it privately later but not like this, and making his coworkers think he's useless. He stormed off and has been quiet the entire night. Was i out of line?

@Chavez628K @iky_fwjett Why didn't the wife assume he's already told his coworkers what an amazing whatever she is and was attempting a joke. Whenever I meet my husband's people, I'm always flattered by what they say he has said about me. I would assume he was being cheeky.

@CherylD69596885 @VigilantFox It was just like that for me, too. I only kept taking it because it was prescribed for me because of fatty liver. I pressed on to see if it would work. It did, and thankfully those terrible side effects stopped at 4 months. And my numbers are great. I'm on a very low dose now.

@VigilantFox I took a GLP-1 and it does make you feel fatigued, depressed and nauseous. Who feels like doing anything feeling like that. I felt like life wasn’t even worth living feeling the way I did. I had to quit taking it. I do admire people who can push through it but I was too wimpy

Bill Maher reveals what CEOs are privately concerned about with employees on Ozempic. MAHER: “I’ve been hearing this on the low for a while.” KARA SWISHER: "On the low. From who?" MAHER: “I’ll tell you after the show. Somebody [in Big Tech] you would know... He’s been hearing, and in his company also, they don’t like their employees on this stuff because—” KARA SWISHER: “Oh, they don’t work hard enough for the man?” MAHER: “They don’t. It takes away your craving for food and maybe substance abuse...” “...Also kind of for success, and sometimes for living and for being motivated. They get kind of logie.”

@PeriklesGREAT Wholesale food cost in the photo is about $8, but then you have to mark it up to cover cups and packaging, rent, labor cost, utilities, taxes, etc. Fast food places usually charge at least double what their food cost is. $16.

How much SHOULD this meal cost? NOT, how much does it cost - SHOULD!

@EricLDaugh I love that he just slid in the real, drug-free cure for depression: stay busy.

🚨 FUNNIEST PRESIDENT EVER! The room can't hold it together 🤣 "...experienced an 80 to 90% reduction in symptoms of depression and anxiety within one month." "Can I have some please?!" 😭 *Everyone laughs* "I'll take whatever it takes. I don't have time to be depressed!" "You know, if you stay busy enough, maybe that works too. That's what I do!" This man is hilarious.

@Kristinartz There's another cat out there in need of all of that love you need to put somewhere. The sooner the better! 🥰

I just lost my beloved cat, and my sister offered to take me to adopt another. I feel numb and unsure if it's too soon. Am I a bad owner for considering it?

@askaya Yep. And it doesn't matter how hard Netflix tries to push it on society; the straight men are just cancelling Netflix.

Hey men, what’s your reaction to seeing two men kissing?

@Laurie0801 Let's start with the fact that people who live in countries that provide universal health care come to the US for treatment when they get serious illnesses. If it were so great, they'd stay home.

Why are Americans so against universal healthcare?

@TaraBull Not happening. No one wants her running TPUSA, and no one wants her on a political ticket of any kind. She lacks authenticity.

Rumors are swirling that Erika Kirk could be positioning herself for a 2028 presidential run.