Neil Bhatia

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Just found out a stunt man actually ran on gators for the James Bond scene--

Larry the Cat, the appointed Chief Mouser of Downing Street, has now outlasted 4 UK Prime Ministers, and the Queen herself. He holds the true power over the country

Just left a crap in Sunak's shoe, for old times' sake...

My former boss is now everyone’s Here’s what I know: 1.He listens 2.He doesn’t claim to know all the answers & seeks expert advice 3.He delegates & allows people to flourish 4.He is ruthless when he needs to be 5.He cares about public service & citizens who don’t get heard

Down and out. The contempt he showed us finally repaid. Wonderful result.

"The people have spoken and what they've said is mainly swear words aimed at the Tories" #GeneralElection2024

We have recalled Agent Truss from the field, her work is complete.

Rishi Sunak has offered his resignation to The King but Keir Starmer has yet to be appointed as Prime Minister, so who's in charge? Me.

Exit Poll reaction: On course to lose so many seats the Conservatives might be downgraded from a party to a gathering

One of the joys of election night is the collapse of party discipline. Once the polls close, the blame game within the Tory party (which has never had much discipline anyway) will begin in earnest. So here's a little game to keep you going. Have a drink for each one you hear.

Actually, its only a Portillo Moment if it comes from the Portilleux region in France otherwise its just sparkling seat loss

GENERAL ELECTION 2024 EXIT POLL *LABOUR MAJORITY OF 170* LAB: 410 CON: 131 LD: 61 SNP: 10 REF: 13 GREEN: 2 The worst Conservative result in their history.

Worth remembering that the Tories worst ever seat count was 156, and that was 118 years ago.

I don't get to vote in this election, but I do have to live with whoever you elect. No pressure. #GeneralElection24

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