jester’s pudders

am i a hypocrite? sure. but if you rideshare you probably shouldn’t be watching The Game while driving

simone weil

This job is still so tight, it’s worth walking, biking, bussing to.

Golden /is/ a strong hit, (no I won’t watch the movie), but I think it’s showing its seams when they were finishing/polishing. Bothers me in the chorus that there’s a two-syllable “our” followed by a scooped one-syllable “our” in the very next line.

Month of March, when it all fell apart

Everyone vagueposting like a 100 year old Bulgarian mystic with no eyes

Wanna do butt stuff? Let's hang. Send.

It’s almost worse that it wasn’t a hernia. No quick fix. Also, my car blew up.

my word of the year so far is “fierce”

@Feldfrog Too many dance moves

Ppl have really turned “Death of the Author” into “The Customer is Always Right”

New DM from The Procrastinating Pervert ✉️ I would do unspeakable things to your body sometime later

Worst week of my life maybe ever and only possible because of how good things were beginning to go

21世紀のぷよぷよ

Just training algorithms to grow into certain molds something gourds already do but better. AI is just gourds

Appears to be a private photo of two women really going for it, with visible blur capturing how fast they were moving. (Early 1900s)

i think i’ve gamed so much the trigger claw is an easy resting position. so yeah, come hither.

ok so yes, i am an insane lesbain pervert [in general] but desiring the love of a fat woman isnt a fetish, it’s just a natural fact. and 100 years ago if you disagreed you were better off going after men.

old roommate’s sweet mother blessed us with cups and a kettle and goodwill money. my eyes lingered on the “COVID LIES” book on her coffee table but I kissed her forehead and took leave with her gifts.