Benny Feldman

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Benny Feldman

@Feldfrog

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nyc Katılım Şubat 2010

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·3 May

Currently in New Zealand to do the comedy festival in Auckland and Wellington. That is the context for my jokes for the next 2 weeks. Pinning this

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I'm coming to New Zealand soon if that is relevant to any of you

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·2 May

A porn parody? This is clearly a porn homage. Spongebob would absolutely go hard on Sandy's cheeks like that. Nothing in these character decisions is a satire of the show. This may as well be canon

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·19h

Statler and Waldorf act like they hate live comedy, but then they always buy private box seats

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·22h

There’s something sort of beautifully childlike about all global shipping trade being done with equal size colorful rectangle boxes

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·1d

Netflix could introduce a stand-up category called sex offenders and have enough comedians that it would scroll

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·1d

New Zealand comedian described the shape of a show room as portrait. And it took me a second . I was like ohh, longways, not sideways like landscape. He goes, yeah , what do you call that in the states? I go . We say the room is Hot Dog or Hamburger

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Cranny Boy@cranny__boy·2d

Comedians should say hateful remarks

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·2d

Everyone is saying that the New Zealand comedy festival is goated and the Netflix comedy festival is washed ?

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·4d

Sure, there are sex offenders and far right grifters casually chilling in this photo, but the real issue is the 132 funniest people in the world all did the same bit of throwing the ball at the camera?? This could have been a beautiful tapestry of different ball pit related gags

Netflix Is A Joke@NetflixIsAJoke

132 of the world's funniest people walk into a ball pit... #NetflixisaJokeFest

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·4d

@sasimons lmao

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Seth Simons@sasimons·5d

nazi… nazi…. pedophile…. terf… nazi…

Netflix Is A Joke@NetflixIsAJoke

132 of the world's funniest people walk into a ball pit... #NetflixisaJokeFest

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·5d

@hayasaka_aryan x.com/Feldfrog/statu…

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@RichPianian That's my big friendly smile :)

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Kaguya’s Top Gal@hayasaka_aryan·6d

@Feldfrog If I drew your face I’d be charged with a hate crime

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·6 May

Nice racist joke dude! I couldn’t help but notice that your real political goals align with that though

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·6d

@fmtovvns @Howlingmutant0 My guy, these things are fundamentally interconnected. Trump has built a lot of his brand on humor. He used jokes effectively to campaign and promote his political goals. This includes his pro-Israel and anti-Gaza stance. Joke literacy has material consequences, even to Gaza

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you will surely get the karkland@fmtovvns·6d

@Feldfrog @Howlingmutant0 How can I let the children of Gaza know this?

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·6d

This is neat to me . This dude is inherently agreeing with my core point that jokes have meaning. Usually these guys disagree that jokes mean anything at all, so it rules to me that these guys are now being forced to adapt their arguments to focus on what's actually being said

you will surely get the karkland@fmtovvns

Nice Charlie Kirk joke dude! I couldn't help but notice you're actually happy he was murdered though

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·6d

Also, "spent my entire career." Dude has been following my entire career ? My man! What did you think of Bidet Masterclass ,

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·6d

Insane goal post shifting going on here. Acting like my point has been obvious to everyone the whole time. Motherfucker no, people have been saying “jokes are just jokes” for years.

HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0

@Feldfrog I don’t think anyone’s ever said jokes have no meaning at all. If that were true you wouldn’t have spent you entire career making sure you only went after safe targets

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·6d

@Howlingmutant0 Insane goal post shifting going on here. Acting like my point has been obvious to everyone the whole time. Motherfucker no, people have been acting like “jokes are just jokes” for years.

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·6d

@Howlingmutant0 People constantly imply that lol. “Just a joke” is used all the time in bad faith to imply people aren’t saying what they are

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·6d

@Howlingmutant0 x.com/feldfrog/statu…

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(That reels trend from a while ago) We are Charlie Kirk! Of course we carry the flame