Drew Hoolhorst

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Drew Hoolhorst

Drew Hoolhorst

@drewber

creative director and word writer. a decidedly okayish dad. I have a black belt in feelings. horrified I'm using effect/affect wrong on a daily basis.

San Francisco, CA Beigetreten Nisan 2008
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Drew Hoolhorst@drewber·
just heard someone say “they’re not symptoms of depression, they’re blues clues” and that’s how i’m going to explain being sad forever now.
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Eden Dranger@Eden_Eats·
No one will ever hate you in person as much as strangers on the internet pretend to.
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Patrick@audiohymn·
I do not look like any celebrities. I do not look like anybody that's ever lived. My parents found me in a field
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sports live tweeter yadira@jonmoxIeys·
happy opening day to all who celebrates
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emilie@emiliepfrank·
@LeighWolf buddy, i really don’t think you wanna have the sexual predator conversation when half the reason we’re in this mess plus about to put boots on the ground in iran is because your president is a documented, confirmed pedophile. incredible how you guys just let that shit slide
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emilie@emiliepfrank·
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🐺@LeighWolf

@emiliepfrank Is the hope that these people will somehow be unaware that democrats are responsible for the shutdown and long lines?

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Lil'Moe Kennedy
Lil'Moe Kennedy@moe_kennedy·
@emiliepfrank She’s a promiscuous drunken skank who is aging horribly so I see that you both have a lot in common
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NYTPitchbot@DougJBalloon·
Military experts say it will be difficult for the United States to retrieve Iran's nuclear materials. A senile rapist who shits himself in public says it will be easy. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Drew Hoolhorst@drewber·
@cfcCamii boggled by the jorgensen play on this match of all matches. i’m nervous af, man.
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Cami@cfcCami·
What do you think about this line up? Win or lose??
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Ben Phillips
Ben Phillips@benphillips76·
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
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‏ً@omgsidewalks·
I will be honest with you guys I have no idea how big an acre is
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Drew Hoolhorst@drewber·
This was down the street from my home, literally down the block. I need people to understand that when I say this is a 15mph zone, it’s legitimately hard to go over 30mph even. She moved her assets into hiding after the incident so as not to face civil punishment. She is a monster no matter how old she is. The entire community was and is still a mess about it.
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doomer
doomer@uncledoomer·
if a judge wont put this millionaire slumlord in prison for annihilating a family with two young infants with her car, what mechanism does our civilization have to deliver her retribution?
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Drew Hoolhorst@drewber·
I have the olympics on in the background at home and it reminds me of hearing my mom watching it in the kitchen when I was growing up 🥹 Just a weird variety of people whispering about sports I have never heard of. “MMMmmm Greg, she FINALLY landed the fluttengarf, we know that’s been a bee in her bonnet since the ‘07 Worlds in Saskatchewan!” Nostalgia is so soothing.
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Nadim Hossain
Nadim Hossain@NadimHossain·
Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first time SF visitor. You just enjoyed your first embarcadero walk on a 67F day in Feb with beautiful views while listening to a TBPN podcast. Naturally you’ll believe that’s the best thing ever until next month when you discover Green Street steps and urban rucking on a work call “off camera today”. That’ll last until sometime in Q2, when you’ll be fawning over your marina run club, right up until you discover Marin County and go on about the Dipsea Trail and your first triathlon, Rapha singlets and how much wearables are helping your recovery.
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·
MAGA Christians are treating the Epstein files like they do the Bible. They just pick and choose which parts they want to believe
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Matt Margolis@ItsMattsLaw·
Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes
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fluttershy
fluttershy@hwrtyed·
not now babe i have to get scared for some unknown reason
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