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Ashley Reese
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Ashley Reese
@offbeatorbit
Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴
NYC via LA Beigetreten Şubat 2009
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notice how there are no bad Jackass movies
Edward Burger (not Berger) ❤️🌈@edwardbrgr
Spike Jonze won an Oscar for writing "Her" then decides to never direct another movie and instead goes back to writing Jackass movies 😭
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“yes honey, of course when i said i was thirsty i actually meant being me an entire plate of salt.”
Hoops@Hoopss
Marriage tip: when your wife tells you to grab her a glass of water before bed, bring her this.
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This toe stepping saga is the funniest thing Twitter has done in a while
Brooklyn@bklynb4by
me arriving at the toe stepping convention
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@Alekillo10 @spectraimsim he was incredibly racist. read the power broker
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@spectraimsim Clearly wasn’t racist enough if he built them pools I guess…
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robert moses quick fact: he was so racist that he though black people had a unique biological aversion to cold water, and so kept the public pools in black neighborhoods several degrees colder
Reza Chowdhury@RezaC1
IN 1936, IN JUST 6–8 MONTHS, ROBERT MOSES BUILT 11 MASSIVE PUBLIC POOLS ACROSS NEW YORK CITY; ALL OF WHICH STILL EXIST AND OPERATE TODAY Built fast. Built big. Built to last.
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There's this optimum commercial that comes on all the time that is entirely AI and it is so fucking annoying. I cannot be the only one suffering from this. It's so ugly.
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Chilli from TLC is a trumper, too. That michelle Obama repost wasn’t an accident
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@sarahdvojack it has decreased significantly but i did have a temporary relapse a couple weeks ago
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@offbeatorbit I was just wondering how your Korn addiction was doing
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listen to Korn, Bakersfield's finest
Viggie Smalls@Viggie_Smalls93
ok no joke is there anything to do in Bakersfield, CA asking for a friend lmfao
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@localrach Oh, i know lol I've seen them about 20 times live by now
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Thursday is NOT the worst band name lol. It’s not even a bad one. One of my favorite bands might actually have one of the worst band names tho (sorry, arctic monkeys)
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Just read the words “liteskin AI strawberry” & now I wanna speak to the manager of the internet bc why
GIF
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The way ppl on the internet use the word performative makes me feel like it’s cope by ppl who simply don’t do anything and want to do nothing without reminders that they do nothing.
barbarism critic@barbarismcrit
If people going to Cuba on their own dime and delivering aid is “performative” then i wish a lot of you would get more performative right now.
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@offbeatorbit i wish wearing our natural edges was more socially acceptable bc sometimes i don’t feel like trying lol
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solidarity to the natural sis getting work done in this cafe who has her hair pulled up in a messy lil puff and didn't slick shit down. All the love to my girls who make sure there isn't a single hair out of place when they leave the house but some of us are LAZY.
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I’m going out tonight to give out 25 hot dinners. We raise money to purchase them from a Jamaican restaurant at discounted prices. Curry chicken, stew chicken and jerk chicken.
It’s not just for the homeless. It’s for any and everyone on the block. It’s done within 30 minutes.
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