Lou Pagano II

IRS: you owe us taxes Me: how much do I owe? IRS: you get to figure that out Me: can I just pay what I want? IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too Me: what if I guess wrong? IRS: jail Happy tax day!

📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.

@JamesMarsh79 Tail Hedge?

Did you know the Jeff Bezos has the largest hedge in America in front of his Beverly Hills mansion? 65 feet high!

On this date in 1975, one of the hardest golf photos ever. Chi Chi Rodriguez and his caddie, Carl Howard, at the 1975 Masters 🔥

The Mets aired the Artemis II landing on the big screen 👨‍🚀 (via @Mets)

These Artemis II moon views are simply amazing!

Opening the #Masters app after a year is one of my favorite things

Boomers on Facebook getting duped by AI slop

.@danorlovsky7, I’ve Never Had The Opportunity To Meet You Personally, But I Have Always Thought You Were One Of The Best Journalists On ESPN. The Piece On Your Son Madden That I Just Watched May Be The Most Emotional Thing I Have Ever Seen In My Life. Congratulations & Stay Strong My Man! You Are In A Great Place. Much Respect! 🙏🏻

Exactly seven years two months and 26 days since Gavin Newsom became governor of California. California is: #1 in homelessness #1 in poverty #1 in Retail crime #1 in gas prices #1 in illiteracy #1 in wage stagnation #1 in frivolous lawsuits #1 in unemployment #2 in housing costs #2 in water bills #1 in restrictions on workers #1 in Anti-business regulations #3 in energy/electricity costs #3 in inequality #1 in income tax #1 in gas tax #1 in budget deficit #2 in educational inequity #1 in COVID school shutdowns #1 in COVID business shutdowns #1 in COVID mandates #1 in illegal border crossings #1 in funding for illegal immigrants #1 in People leaving state

@dom_lucre Who?

🔥🚨JUST IN: Hollywood actress Laura Benanti was in complete disbelief as not nobody recognized her on a plane. Benanti: “Not a single one of them recognized me and I could not tolerate that obviously.”

BREAKING: Artemis II crew captures new photo of Earth.

@NFL_DovKleiman @WGNNews Not for long. #bears

The most heartbroken fanbases in the NFL based on Google searches, number of tweets, and Reddit posts: 1) Bears 2) Lions 3) Chiefs 4) Bills 5) Bengals 6) Browns 7) Chargers 8) Commanders 9) Eagles 10) Dolphins Very surprising...😳 (via @WGNNews)

@hubermanlab @stanvannice That’s impressive

93 years & 231 days old Ann Esselstyn dead hangs for 2 min 52 seconds! To set new WR. (Maybe we call it live hangs instead now?) Distal strength reflects many things.

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

@jimiuorio Phil Collins. 1993. Rosemont Horizon. Freshman year hs.

What’s the first concert you ever went to? Mine..Gordon lightfoot ravinia 1977(I’m pretty sure)

NEW: NASA's Artemis II has successfully blasted off, launching toward the Moon for the first lunar voyage in 53 years. Here is what to expect next: - Mission is 10 total days. - The crew will get 5000 miles from the Moon's surface. - The crew will sleep in two four-hour periods. - On Day 2, Orion engines will accelerate the spacecraft to escape velocity and send them toward the Moon. - On Days 3-5, the crew will fine-tune the approach to the Moon. - Day 6 is when the crew flies by the Moon. They will be about 250,000 miles from the Earth. - Days 6-7, the crew will fine-tune their approach back to Earth. - On Day 10, the crew will put on their proper suits and get ready for reentry. - They will reenter Earth's atmosphere at 25,000 miles per hour. - Two parachutes will slow the capsule to 17 miles per hour. - They will splash down off the coast of San Diego, California. Video: @GuyFieri

@JamesMarsh79 I very much enjoy talking on the phone

Once the boomers die, no one will be talking on the phone. The death of civilization.

even she looks exhausted by this

What a moment ❤️