Duffy

2009: I’ll have a g&t please 2019: I’ll have the rhubarb and basil infused hand-crafted in a 12th century copper bathtub by blind nuns gin with the sunlight-dappled essence of a botanical dystopian forest lightly sparkling tonique

Re downloaded Twitter in honour of #Eurovision - hoping for a feed full of hot takes and zingers that would make Wogan proud

Jill being dropped from that car dressed in a red gown and white bonnet and left hanging in the air was a bit handmaids tale wasn’t it #ImACeleb

Didn’t expect to find Seann Walsh a thousand times more annoying than Matt Hancock but here we are #ImACeleb

Surely they’ll release more dates for Peter Kay… I get the tactic of only releasing a few dates to drive up demand but when it’s at the expense of people’s time and sanity it doesn’t seem like the best tactic

The first 10 seconds of seeing Matt Hancock trying to act like a regular guy have made me want to stop living #ImACeleb

THIS is the graphic that you all need to share today.

@jayrayner1 This happened to me at a cafe in Kings Cross… what Instagram told me I would get vs what was actually served 🫠

THREAD: we send a photographer to shoot the dishes I had, a few days after I visit. I expect the restaurant to make the food look as good as possible. Block Soho went further and gave our photographer dishes which looked nothing like those we’d been served 1/

Liz Truss meeting King Charles III

“What is this FOR?? I don’t underSTAND. Who are you FEEDing that to??” Just give her a goddamn Oscar now. Incredible.

Nadine Dorries looking at piccies of Boris's new cabinet tomorrow

You might not know it, but in 2019, a total of 100 Westminster MPs voted to keep abortion illegal in Northern Ireland. Don't, for even a second, think these people wouldn't try and do the same thing here. So, for your convenience, here's a list of every single one of them:

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

It's by-election day in the city of #Wakefield shown in his Louis Hubbard Grimshaw (1870-1944) painting of Upper Westgate (1896). He was born the son of John Atkinson Grimshaw. He is known to have worked with his father on several paintings.

Voted in the wakefield by-election. Two votes securely made to #VoteToriesOutToday #BorisJohnsonOut

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Cis people: I need you to understand (and help others understand) that “the trans debate” is NOT relevant “to only a small number of people” but to everyone. Thread below for why: (This is focused on cis women, but cis dudes I need you to listen too. You are also in danger.)

Spent the day back in northern France talking to those in the camps. What’s striking, is how similar the mood is to November, just after the catastrophe on the Channel. Fear yes, of the seas and now Rwanda- yet total resolution to make it across, all the same. This is why (🧵)

In 2014, this French weather presenter announced the forecast for August 18, 2050 as part of a campaign to alert to the reality of climate change. Now her forecast that day is the actual forecast for the coming 4 or 5 days, in mid-June 2022.

This… I mean… this is insane? Also if this is the analogy he’s *really* after then the Harold Shipman in this case is still prime minister.