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🎈笨笨一號 - Attritable Stratospheric Balloon🎈
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The smartest idiot you know; functionally illiterate. There will be typos. My opinions come from the nether. Long live🎈 Feb 4,2023 对不起我的中文很不及格，终究我還是笨笨一号 ：）
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@WeaponScientist @VADave649 Jesus Christ I cannot put into words how stupid this admin is
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>850 Tomahawks would be nearly a third of U.S. pre-war inventory.
Alarming to put it mildly.
Dan Lamothe@DanLamothe
@TaraCopp @noahjrobertson @AlexHortonTX One official characterized the number of Tomahawks left in the Middle East as “alarmingly low,” while another said that without intervention, the Pentagon is closing in on “Winchester” — military slang meaning out of ammunition — for its supply of Tomahawks in the Middle East.
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They’re cutting your healthcare to pay for a war that’s raising your gas prices.
Topher Spiro@TopherSpiro
According to CBO, this policy to fund the Iran War would cut ACA tax credits by $31 billion, kicking 300,000 off coverage. kff.org/affordable-car…
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I’ve said this before but SCOTUS ruling you can’t prosecute a former President for official acts and us *immediately* getting the most insanely corrupt administration in American history is something you couldn’t write
First Squawk@FirstSquawk
U.S. STATE DEPARTMENT IS USING FUNDS FOR INTERNATIONAL DISASTERS AND PEACEKEEPING TO GIVE $1.25 BILLION IN FOREIGN AID TO TRUMP’S BOARD OF PEACE - SEMAFOR.
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This is a little known piece of knowledge for the Reels generation, but scenes used to have many other scenes attached to them, and you were required to watch all of them - we called the combination ‘movies,’ and sometimes some scenes were good but more were bad.
Best of Star Wars@bestofstarwar
“I genuinely can't understand how the previous generation saw this in 1999 and said "this sucks".”
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@lyrratic (I was ignorant of this tea leaves needing room to expand information)
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@lyrratic Well if it is any consolation I will basically never use that thing ever again now :'D
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@lyrratic (thank you for the tea you have given me in the past please do not blacklist me)
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@lyrratic I'm dumb and friends give me loose leaf tea that I then proceed to torture by putting it into this thing (jk I don't use this very often)
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@lyrratic Can I see this the next time we see each other LMAO
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Shut fuck bastard man refrain speak poor of Illinois glorious institution
Steve Cortes@CortesSteve
Univ of Illinois plays tonight in the tournament, way to go Illini! You wouldn’t know it from the cheer squad, but U of I is overrun with 6,000 Chinese nationals, taking coveted spots that should go to American young people! See my doc 🎥 CHINA’S COLLEGE TAKEOVER…
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I did a class project with a guy like this once.
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE
This organism has no organs, it has just one hole (for food to enter and exit) and scientists still argue where it belongs in the tree of life. It just slides on the deep sea floor, existing for no clear reason. It is called Xenoturbella.
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hotboxing my bitch son in a water cooler
Cats with Aura 😺@catwithaura
For those who are wondering, it's an asthma treatment disguised as an orange distillation process
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imagine being a chinese intelligence officer whose job is to contextualise why the white house posted a pixelated cock on main as the global economy takes a dive
The White House@WhiteHouse
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If you’re a terrorist at what point do you call it a day in the 4-hour TSA line
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Have a neighbor you hate? HOA president bothering you? Guess what, Daryl? Enjoy the new 24/7/365 permanent sunlight I ordered up for your house, bud.
shirish@shiri_shh
This startup lets you ORDER SUNLIGHT from space to your exact location in 30 seconds 😭
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Imagine being sent to negotiate the opening of the strait of Hormuz and then you have to fight Satan
Best of Star Wars@bestofstarwar
“I genuinely can't understand how the previous generation saw this in 1999 and said "this sucks".”
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