dan

up early because i can't wait to go hang out with my buds at work

@lilsaltysweet quit swagger jacking

gonna jack off sooooo much this weekend and maybe go to the arcade

@TheDunsh no

You ever do a close razor shave and realize how fucking ugly you are

got all my bets in and jacked off several times this morning. i am ready for the goodyear 400

fuck kyle larson

absolutely devastated at the bachelorette news

my ass stinks lol

some crazy ass farts on this weeks yks. courtesy of yours truly

We can feel this energy! Jonathan Davis, frontman for @Korn, gets the engines fired at @LVMotorSpeedway!

Bubba Wallace & Jonathan Davis🤘

I didn’t see what the problem was with this???

@TheDunsh lmfao

#NASCAR just sent out its Media Availability Schedule for this weekend's events at Las Vegas Motor Speedway, and on Sunday, at 9:45 AM, Blippi will be available to members of the media.

been sayin for a minute desmond bane has huge balls

LOOK LIKE MY ROOM KEY WON’T WORK AND HE TRIED TO SWIPE ME IN @TheDunsh 😭🔥

Giving command for Cup race Sunday at Las Vegas ... Korn frontman Jonathan Davis

thought this was ninja. the gamer that said the n word

woked up and took two big fucking craps

i love rizin

@williamfreaknik anti vaxxer