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someone on my floor cooked something up that made the whole place smell like poop. got home and had to check the toilet to make sure i didn't forget a log in there before i left

is it ok to offer $1500 now that it's been on there for 15 weeks

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they playing 96 quite bitter beings at the keybank center. sabres are winning the cup

@NoShirtIceCream thanks for your concern

@early90spants I was worried you had to leave the house to buy drugs

ordered weed through uber eats for the first time... when the guy showed up he made me sign something and said "just need your signature and then you're good to go get fucked up!" and it was really off-putting. this is my medicine sir

@NoShirtIceCream usually i order from grey market delivery places that aren't on the apps

@early90spants Shocking that this is the first time

@lilsaltysweet thats your job

@early90spants did you try tasting it

why come when i pee its dark and stinky

Last week it was delivery robots, this week it's data centres. Ken Sim and his billionaire-backed party keep announcing dystopian things nobody asked for. After we evict ABC this October, we will fight for and win multibillion-dollar investments in public housing and transit.

im listening to crowbar while i smoke a blunt

i am going to the doobie store

cant sleep hemorrhoids starting to flare up

今夜、世界的に非常に人気のあるバンドがショーに来てくれたのですが、そのうちの一人が私のマスクを着用していました。本当にありがとうございました。#yoongi @BTS_twt @bts_bighit @njpw1972 @CMLL_OFICIAL

I apologise to Mark Calaway. Maybe DDP should have been buried in 2001.

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@cullenthecomic yeah 😞

@early90spants so just yours

my head is so fuckign big jesus

@cullenthecomic almost

@early90spants just for clarification, are both your pants pooed in this photo

who gives a fuck anymore