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♡ survival ... is an infinite capacity for suspicion ♡

Beigetreten Haziran 2016
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At the beginning of the year my company accidentally automatically enrolled me in the 401k plan they switched to and I just got the refund for it, so that's $37.50 I saved from evaporating in the market 😏
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I'm Uni :3
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It’s Uni’s 6th birthday today! 🎉 Say “happy birthday Uni!”
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One time someone politely asked if she had used a neti pot and she said she tried but all the water went into her mouth...... reeeeeally need her try that again and do it right because her constant hacking is so fucking annoying
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I need a judge to issue a court order requiring my coworker to get treated for her gross sinus problems like they did with the tuberculosis lady
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Friend didn't cancel, guess I'll make larb tomorrow then
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I'm a little bit hoping my friend cancels our plans because I really want to make thai larb for dinner tonight
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@eeeeow You’re a born again mallard
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"Olds mad" we used to respect aged wisdom, those that remember...
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はくたん
はくたん@_hakutantan·
されるがままに緑の妖精
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monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈
Enjoying a Pringle and watching House perform medical malpractice
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@lovetogopee A gross blessing but can't complain!
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A bird flicked water on me this morning 😒
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It was a duck flying almost straight at my head and as it passed over I felt a droplet of water hit my face 😑
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