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saw a beautiful woman at the dinosaur theme park and panicked so instead of making normal conversation, i asked if she’d ever read Ovid’s Metamorphoses. 10/10 would recommend this as a pickup line if your goal is to have someone say “no” with a deeply wounding tone of disinterest

旅/Journey

@NormalMode kids these days and a total lack of self-preservation when confronted with a workhorse pair of capris

@eggsfordogs As a side, those denim capris I lived in during our time in Tokyo/Atami have been quite the hit. Complements from Ella, a couple elderly ladies, and a small child in a museum who gripped my pants as he used me to hide from his very-apologetic parents. Stranger Danger.

Informing @eggsfordogs that Muji makes a jinbei version. Bought.

@NormalMode it’s safe from my prying fingers for now……..

Informing @eggsfordogs that I got rid of my torn three-year-old Navy Blue Paper-Thin Summer Jacket By Muji and replaced it with a Navy Blue Paper-Thin Summer Jacket By Muji.

@cannibality Black Dog (2024), Floating Life (1996), Farewell My Concubine (1993), and As Tears Go By (1988)

@NormalMode already better than anything I’d imagined it would be like

7-11 Philly Cheesesteak report for @eggsfordogs: Better than anticipated because I'm used to provolone, so my expectations were low. Beef and cheese were flavorful. Would have preferred more onion. Bread goes quite limp after following the heating instructions. Would eat again.

@tlouxjinx o7

‼️ATTENTION KIWI GAYS‼️ NEW ZEALANDERS 🇳🇿‼️ IF YOU ARE GAY AND ARE A KIWI PLS REPLY IM TRYNA MAKE A LIST! (it’s so tiny rn bc we are so tiny☹️)

🚨 Paul Goldsmith's Media Handjobs 🎧 current events ep Chaos episode 🤠 sorry BSA Education reforms, citizenship test, Local Government reforms, BSA, UK politics w John, @eggsfordogs, @originalmythros, @PedagogyMaxima 1of200.nz/podcast/1200-s…

@eviethehidden back muscles poppin!

my friends seeking out my opinions on the new Grimace menu at Maccas Germany

@eel_luvr anytime!!

@eel_luvr if u have time, go see Bai Tu Long Bay! it’s not as crowded as Halong and is still a UN heritage site so it’s nearby and gorgeous af. and pls eat avocado ice cream and check out district 5 in Ho Chi Minh for mom n pop food shops

@eel_luvr yooo when do u go again?

@pigeongh0st i find lotion a textural nightmare so i would go for more perfume

@NormalMode definitely wouldn’t be the first missing persons case that featured 4 mystery tapes of lost media though

I could be wrong, but I might be the only one driving from Gifu prefecture to Shiga prefecture today to pick up 4 tapes of lost media.

@compost__pile singaporean pride 🇸🇬

not really anywhere but I am still here

@compost__pile just tell them abt the cunty tent and it’ll do all the conversational heavy lifting

@aufhebunghol3 @hercopilots Thiel connect recruiting for an archivist with an emphasis on youth? sounds about right lmao

@compost__pile oh yeah absolute vom