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imagine if he was a little crossing guard 💚

I heard a blues song in the gas station and i was like oh alright alright Who’s this artist i dont think ive heard this one? I looked it up, pretty sure i found it and it was ai? SAD

@puppydog_gaming You could try singing bowl videos it’s nice for sleeping

so my girlfriend likes to sleep with a youtube video on in the background, whereas i can’t sleep if there’s any spoken audio because my brain will be trying to process the words. the compromise we’ve come to is that she plays videos and i wait until she’s asleep to turn them off

Sunglasses with dark blue lenses, 1860-1900. Science Museum. Blue tinted lenses indicate these spectacles were for outdoor use. They protected from bright sunlight. They are a Victorian version of the sunglasses we wear today. Prescription lenses help correct vision.

Iranian pizza: saffron dough, marinara, mozzarella, red onion, koobideh kabab crumbles, topped with mastokhiar yogurt gobs, tahdig crumbles and fresh dill (grated jalapeno on half because I like a little heat)

Self as firmament

@Discollaborator They just had self-limiting beliefs

Told the interviewer I wanted to get in on the ground floor. They told me Dairy Queen has been around for over 80 years now. I said they weren't thinking big enough. Fastest I've ever been asked to leave an interview. But I didn't really want the job. I wanted to make them think.

When the group chat is talking geopolitics and the unemployed mf starts typing

@kramerposts my question is do spanish speakers call each other usted in bed??

When Europeans are horny do they talk about wanting to lick every square centimeter of their lover, or are their units of measurement so cold and rational that they are actively unsexual in a way that inches aren’t? (Genuine question)

The Lovers by Jef Joseph Marie Thomas Lambeaux (1852-1908)

The Flayed Angel, corca 1749. Painted by Jacques Fabien Gautier.

My top 4 trees: 1. Weeping willow 2. Tuscan cypress 3. Lebanese cedar 4. Stone pine honourable mentions: Olive tree Oriental Arborvitae

roberto cavalli leopard silk dress fw00

rue destroying all this desert vegetation 💔 please dont drive over those plants rue

BREAKING: A worker died at an Amazon, $AMZN, warehouse in Oregon last week, per MorePerfectUnion. Employees were told to keep working for over an hour as the body remained on the floor. One manager told the workers, “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work.”

@honeymischief @Kali_de_Armas heraclitus quote

@Kali_de_Armas hi what does this mean? #😊 hope to learn something awesome

was walking by the riverside with my girlfriend and she said, "i was just walking by this same river earlier today." all i could do was laugh. who's gonna tell her?

A trombinha dele pra fora pra ele respirar kkkkkkkkk

oomfs selling the 2nd one on ig stories for $600 obo

That’s like 2 months for me

i just heard a spray paint can used as a perc fuck thats hard

BREAKING: A Molotov cocktail was thrown at OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's home, per FOX