Mitya

Alright, but you have to admit I got those windmills pretty good

@MuckleMcDuckle I brook no judgement from rodents

@portal222heaven This guy seems "off"

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@Devin_J_Monahan Unless "the Wood" is the name of a cool castle, I don't think I'm interested

@Discollaborator You can still be the King of the Wood at Nemi

So, apparently, killing the old king doesn't make you the new king. You actually have to kill way more guys than that. But they don't tell you that beforehand. So you can kill the king and think everyone's gonna be cool about it, but then you actually end up in a lot of trouble.

@zach_idiot You're telling me there's more than one king? This just keeps getting more and more complicated...

I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't do anything at all. I'd just waste away, day after day, until it became unclear whether I ever was to begin with.

@PvZGWSunPharaoh I don't know

@Discollaborator is this like sammy's song

Can't remember if the boss told me to pat my head and rub my tummy, or pat my tummy and rub my head. Don't think he's going to be very happy with my current progress either way.

We are prophets of opposite Gods, each word cancelling out the other such that even our fiercest debate carries on in the silence of negation

"You know what your problem is?" yeah man, the fairy curse that makes my skin green. It's not subtle.

@motormoder Sometimes the path to victory involves all your men getting slaughtered in a disorganized retreat

@Discollaborator This used to win you entire military campaigns two thousand years ago

You may think you've outmaneuvered us, but my men and I have been planning this humiliating rout for days

@knuckl3y I think this is technically just a sandbar, so the good news is we won't be aground anymore in about three hours when the tide swells

@Discollaborator You absolute buffoon. We’ve run aground and this is all you have to say for yourself!?

I'm the guy on the ship whose job it is to shout "Land Ahoy!" when I spot some land, but I've been having such a good time with all my pals on this boat that I've been keeping quiet just to keep the trip going

@JT89336467 Scurvy was made up by the Portuguese in order to scare sailors away from long voyages and keep their settlements in Lemuria hidden

@Discollaborator its all fun and games until the homies get scurvy

@WilliamHope1912 I didn't realize having fun with your friends was a punishable offence these days

@Discollaborator Keel hauling is too merciful a punishment

@realchrisarcher They all say they're not hungry

@Discollaborator The one you feed is the one that wins

So basically there's three guys, and one of them always lies, one of them always tells the truth but is wrong about everything, and the other one has a big crush on you and is too nervous to answer any of your questions

@cursed_monk They're there so you don't get hungry while trying to decide which door to go through

@exitsenses No

@Discollaborator Can I also be excited?

If you call it a "sword dance" one more time I'm going to unleash the full fury of my Nine Blades Lightning Destruction technique on you