Toxic Miami
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I will pay $10,000 for security cam footage from this coffee shop to see this complete nothingburger. Chivalry is dead, and women killed it. Feel sorry for her husband. Proverbs 21:19.
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Dave Ramsey tells a caller not to pay for his mom's $25K funeral
Caller: "She makes about $1,600 a month from Social Security and the funeral home quoted us 25 to 26 thousand dollars… they wanted $400 for a video with some of her pictures"
Dave: "Mom, you did not live your life in a Mercedes and you shouldn't die in a Mercedes"
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Jack Mallers just acquired one of the largest Bitcoin exchanges in the world and now holds 45,000 Bitcoin across treasury, mining, lending and payments!!!😱😱😱
SAYLOR HAS A RIVAL AND HE IS MOVING FAST. THE SUPPLY RACE JUST GOT REAL!!! 🔥🔥🔥
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such a joke & why ya'lls streets never get paved
they ALL make 6 figures washing the firetruck and showing up at fender benders
retire at 55 and we pay them for life
know an 8 who thinks she's a 10 who married a short one w/ a mustache - she actually believes in her heart he's a 'hero'
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I say again BEST low-key job? Firefighter
"You can build an ENTIRE business in your time off”
24h on 48h off.
MOST of these guys also own moving co's, electrical/plumbing/hvac co's, buy-sell real estate, own bars/restaurants etc
And MONSTER overtime checks.
ALL while getting that city paycheck, bennies, and pension.
CHURRASCO SAUDADE@churrascooooo
my advice to young men become a firefighter in small city of like 50k people and get paid to eat lasagna and bench press
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@BitcoinSapiens All the spenders out celebrating this news by spending more - elon is a clown on economics
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Elon Musk said saving for retirement becomes pointless in 10 to 20 years. Not speculation. Math.
Musk: “Don’t worry about squirreling money away for retirement in like ten or 20 years. It won’t matter.”
We passed the event horizon. Retirement savings assumes scarcity persists. It won’t. AI and robotics collapse labor costs to zero. Living costs follow. You’re not saving for security. You’re saving for a world that stops existing.
Musk: “If any of the things that we’ve said are true, saving for retirement will be irrelevant.”
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Majority of Men are Beta...
Gym bro's appear to be Alpha, but fitness has NOTHING to do with it-Muscular dorks
You find the same thing in the Military. Extremely fit, handsome, and accomplished Men weak and Pussy Whipped by 3's and 4's.
Business success same thing
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Never forget after James Comey posted his "8647" threat against President Trump. He quickly went on Stephen Colbert to laugh & mock his threat against President Trump.
Who's laughing now? There won't be any long walks on the beach with your wife where you're going James.
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@MetamateDaz @80sGeek X checking in - Im rich AF - the old man never gave me a dime and still sitting on a fortune he inherited
My 30 yr old Z nephew lives at home
I left home at 16
grow TF up
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I used to think this ending was unrealistic
why would anyone just throw away $1,000,000s of dollar worth of their children and grandchildren’s inheritance for a brief moment of relief
then i learned about boomers and it all made sense
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@mazemoore @SportsRollo Imagine being so naive. Pippen was great but "never" double teamed. Jordan routinely thriple teamed.
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@SportsRollo The Knicks were brawlers. Their entire strategy was to send Jordan to the free throw line or to hurt him if they could. That basketball doesn’t exist now.
Jordan was also being tripled teamed the entire game so one would hope that Pippen would have a good game.
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Prime Michael Jordan in 93 was down 2-0 to New York.
in an away game he wet the bed and shot 3/18 in his prime.
Read that again. 16% from the field.
Free throws got him into the 20s.
Scottie Pippen's monster game saved the Bulls and the series.
🇭🇹Your Favorite Zoe🇭🇹@ihate_ap
Michael Jordan never had a playoff performance like this in his 15 year career
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@FWPlayboy the life guys on that team must have lived - my dad got cut from a Billy Martin team and never got over it
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Mickey Mantle: Super-Alpha
Game Principles applied:
-Irrational Self-Confidence
-Outcome Independent
-ZFG
-Amused Mastery
-Sexual Entitlement
-Humor
10/10 Perfect Game
Envy 🇩🇴@DarthEnvy
This questionnaire by Mickey Mantle describing how he got a blowj*b at Yankee stadium sold for $242k
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Lot of butt-hurt comments in here.
If you’re going to insult me at least make it funny or no one will ever see it.
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@pete_rizzo_ Pam Bondi was such an air head she could never have communicated this or even made this decision
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@alpharivelino False - THAT beta fck gets tied up by some Softball pitcher at his college - his shelf life will be shorter than hers
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Be the handsome chill guy who wants to find a good woman and start a family. Don’t be the angry bitter guy who is addicted to dirty pussy
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@Victorholik @AirJordans2323 @KingJames good point - I can't remember MJ begging for a foul - NEVER a flop
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@AirJordans2323 @KingJames You can’t be the goat and flop like he does. MJ never even asked for a foul. He just destroyed you on the next play. Lebaby…
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Soft flopping overrated @KingJames is the confirmed biggest fraud in sports history.
No athlete has ever been more protected with a favorable whistle while physically assaulting opponents and referees alike.
Nobody has destroyed basketball more than this absolute disgrace.
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@AirJordans2323 @KingJames that's a charge and TECHNICAL foul ALL day in the 90's
1 thug destroyed OUR game
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@FWPlayboy Incredible reply - Thank You
Reminded of Rhett to Scarlett:
"I'm not in love with you, anymore than you are with me, Heaven help the man who ever really loves you."
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retweetet
1) DO NOT treat her any differently than any of your other girls. Your detached take it or leave it attitude is what makes you attractive.
Don’t change what WORKS.
2) Remember the ROTATION RULES: Maintaining FWB/FB
-Meet only 1X per week
-No “dates”
-No sleep overs
-No daily texting
-Fuck EVERY time you get together
(Every time some Player thinks he can break the rules they get their ass handed to them)
3) Just in case this goes long and you start to get some relationship ideas-DON’T.
If YOU bring it up she’ll ghost-guaranteed.
If SHE wants a relationship let HER ask for it.
“What are we?”
“Where’s this going?”
“What do I mean to you?”
Good luck Player
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