Elliot V. Schoemaker

This could genuinely be a scene from the Office.

IT’S BEEN A SHITHOUSE YEAR. BUT TODAY IS FRIDAY.

Sorry, we were right. Study confirms Climate Models getting future warming projections right Alan Buis @NASAJPL #ClimateChange #ClimateEmergency #LeastWrong

Nina Turner calls Mike Bloomberg an "oligarch." Is he? He's worth $60 billion. He makes $2 billion a year off that. He's using this year's $2 billion to buy the presidency. He just bought his way onto debate stage. Yes.

.@Guardian will become the first major global news organisation to ban advertising from oil & gas companies. “Our decision is based on the decades-long efforts by many in that industry to prevent meaningful climate action by governments around the world." theguardian.com/media/2020/jan…

Same article, but replace fire with flood.

Wow look another funding coincidence.

If McKenzie’s position wasn’t indefensible before, it damn well is now. abc.net.au/news/2020-01-2…

I guess this is a decent re-introduction to Twitter... I joined 13 god-damned years ago. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Spam volumes following a domain rego these days is absolutely obnoxious.

Not sure how I feel about this sock-swag trend. I miss the days of pens and bottle openers...

Oh, well of course that’s fine. #infiniterage

Yes. Yes we are.

Too close for comfort.

just enjoying this brief moment of nobody being prime minister #auspol

@timand2037 @CarlaOrtizO Could y'all stop accidentally fucking mentioning me that'd be great.

@nandihno Check your coverage for Optus 2300MHz LTE. They're capped at 10MBit down, 1 up. It's really good here in New Farm

@NBN_Australia I am subscribed. But you e removed all future plans...

Finally ditched @Telstra for @vividwireless 4G LTE at home. Dreamy stuff since @NBN_Australia is probably another 10 years away...

Same with demographic data. High traffic “window shoppers” are more prevalent in US, hence high traffic, low CVR online stores.