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@travis4nh I feel an irrationally deep sadness and empathy for the disfavored ewe.

First ewe dropped twins. She favors one, doesn't want to let the other nurse, so we've locked them all in together, and hold her still a few times a day to let the disfavored one get some calories. ~8 more ewes, most (all?) of whom may be pregnant.

@ModeledBehavior @ModeledBehavior Do you have a theory as to why fraudulent buyers want your cellphone number? What do they use it for?

If FB marketplace wanted to crack down on fraud, they would include a tool to validate someone's current geography. The level of fraudulent buyers is super high now, they all want your cellphone number. And I bet zero of them, unlike real buyers, are currently in ur area

@Chime Chime's support phone tree does not connect you with a person unless you have an account number. Problem: There is no way to reach a human to report that a Chime account has been opened via identity theft @Chime @chrisrbritt Help? Phone number with human being please?

@faceword Our support team is here for you! We can be reached at 1-844-244-6363 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. You can also use the chat feature in your app for 24/7 support.

Chime's support phone tree does not connect you with a person unless you have an account number. Problem: There is no way to reach a human to report that a Chime account has been opened via identity theft @Chime @chrisrbritt Help? Phone number with human being please?

@Chime No @Chime @chrisrbritt - I already have had unsatisfactory email correspondence. DM me Chome's phone # so I can reach a human. Or is @Chime intentionally opening accounts via identity theft to juice its numbers? Reminds me of that Wells Fargo scandal a couple of years ago.

@faceword Hey there! Can you DM us your contact email address that we can use to work with you? twitter.com/messages/compo…

@jackmallers @Twitter Amazing. Let's give this a try.

Fuck it. Let's get this global payments over @Twitter party started. If you have Tips enabled, reply to this thread, and I'll send you a tip. Tipping at least $1,000. I'm proud and excited and fired up and the world is adopting a global payment standard. LFG 🚀🌩️🥳

@29fhe @GavinNewsom @jonfavs Our schools are finally open...for a mere 9 hours per week. Newsom has removed leverage for public employee union negotiations by guaranteeing school funding regardless of how many kids are enrolled for the next two years. CA is last in school hours.

@faceword @GavinNewsom @jonfavs are your schools not open? the ones in my area are, and full time too. maybe it’s up to the district, not the governor?

NEW: California’s #COVID19 positivity rate is 1.2%. Not only is that the lowest in the country — it’s the lowest positivity rate CA has experienced in a year. The light at the end of the tunnel is BRIGHT.

@johnjcook Saudi's sovereign fund reportedly invested $45B in Softbank's Vision Fund, and will be eating most of the WeWork loss. Masayoshi Son is prob a bit more worried about the efficacy of other criminal laws, given that Saudi gov't dismembered Khashoggi for mere WaPo editorials.

@johnjcook U.S. securities laws worked! Lawyers (incl. some many *worked for WeWork/banks*) disclosed insanity in the 10-k before the general public was allowed to invest, killing IPO. Loss was borne by Softbank (or sovereign wealth funds investing in Softbank's fund). No tears for them.

@AaronPeskin @LeeHepner Politically connected businesses get subsidized by the taxpayers? And @AaronPeskin isn't even hiding grotesque cronyism of the program, but instead is bragging about it. 🤮

1/10th, 1/9th, 1/8th, 1/7th, 1/6th, 1/5th, 1/4th, 1/3rd...1/2lf? 🤷‍♂️

@LondonBreed Yes! Totally agree! get rid of restrictive zoning that outlaws multi-unit housing in most of the city!

This is not sustainable for our city. We need more housing of all types, and we need it now. twitter.com/SFGate/status/…

@zabethsue @sf4sfsite Nah, don't tax shuttle buses transporting people 100x more efficiently & environmentally friendly than private car. Instead, institute punitive taxes on private car owners, street parkers and garage curb cuts. Car owners are the true thieves of public streets for private gain.

I love NYC I LOVE the Knicks that you for all your love .. I will be holding a Press conference next week Let's go Knicks

@lnh_ai SegaSonic /compose /g /rock /t 120 /r 0.2

@AaronPeskin Look in the mirror - if you hadn't spent your career blocking the building of new housing, SF tenants would be in better shape.

@DavidCamposSF Each unit of new luxury housing means one less luxury buyer turning an old edwardian flat into a luxury unit. No Moratorium!

I like to imagine Supreme Court is just like regular court but with tomatoes and sour cream.

@PinholeCoffee FYI: when you google "Pinhole Coffee" the Google search results include an advisory that the website "may have been hacked."

Knicks over Heat. Word.