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Fake Poulter

@fakePOULTER

Fabulous English Golfer who is hooked on Little House on the Prairie. This account is fake, as the name clearly indicates. I am not, Ian James Poulter.

Where am I? In a Ferrari. Beigetreten Mart 2013
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Fake Poulter
Fake Poulter@fakePOULTER·
@BFW Arkansas loses to Wisconsin
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Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker@BFW·
Duke Arkansas Michigan Houston Duke national champs.
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Tee-k Kelly
Tee-k Kelly@teekkelly·
Howie Long with one of the worst takes I’ve ever heard
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Matt Schneidman
Matt Schneidman@mattschneidman·
Call stands and the Packers lose a timeout.
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Matt Schneidman
Matt Schneidman@mattschneidman·
Sutton beats Valentine on the fourth-and-2 deep ball that Nix drops in a bucket. Packers getting cooked today.
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Fake Poulter
Fake Poulter@fakePOULTER·
@NUCLRGOLF I’d count it as awesome, but not a hole in one.
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NUCLR GOLF
NUCLR GOLF@NUCLRGOLF·
Would you count this as an ace? 🧐⛳️
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Brandon
Brandon@YesItsBS·
@EvilCoachFick Coach shows no emotion… meanwhile the little elf on the other side at least cares
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Evil Luke Fickell
Evil Luke Fickell@EvilCoachFick·
Can’t throw 2 picks in this weather We’re on to Notre Dame (at Lambeau)
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Fake Poulter
Fake Poulter@fakePOULTER·
@ArmenSaryan It wasn’t a paid event. It was an athletic department function for sponsors of MU. The only person who got out of there faster than me was the AD Larry W….🤣🤣🤣
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Armen Saryan
Armen Saryan@ArmenSaryan·
@fakePOULTER well usually with speaking engagements that is what tends to happen, in a way that's what they pay for, I don't think you're wrong, but Al and Rick and all those guys were the same
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Rick Golfs
Rick Golfs@Top100Rick·
Count the seconds. How long does it take Gene Sarazen to hit this shot? Hole in one at the British Open, he didn’t require 50 waggles, 5 discussions, 3 alignment checks, 2 shirt adjustments. See ball, hit ball. What happened? Why did this go away?
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Fake Poulter
Fake Poulter@fakePOULTER·
@DustyEvely Uhhhh, really? As evidenced by what? His big showings in the playoffs?
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Dusty
Dusty@DustyEvely·
LaFleur has shown himself to be an extremely adaptive game planner, so I have faith in him making an adjustment.
james shoquist@jshoquist3

@DustyEvely Do you have faith they’ll make the adjustment?

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GBP Daily - Rob Westerman lll
There’s a few guys on the team that have to be available for the Packers to be Super Bowl contenders, Tucker Kraft is one of them.
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NFL@NFL·
Josh Jacobs ties the game with 2:32 left! CARvsGB on FOX/FOX One watch.nfl.com
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Steve HomerTrue
Steve HomerTrue@espnhomer·
yardage...366 packers to 225 carolina
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Taylor Mathis
Taylor Mathis@TMathSports·
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Last chance to guess my sports related Halloween costume! Winner gets 100 dollars!
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autistic bucks fan ☹️
autistic bucks fan ☹️@autisticbuckfan·
Should Brook Lopez get a tribute video when he returns to Milwaukee?
autistic bucks fan ☹️ tweet media
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Louisville Metro Golf
Louisville Metro Golf@LVilleMetGolf·
Raise your hand if you had one of these in your golf bag at one time
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Jim Polzin
Jim Polzin@JimPolzinWSJ·
Thoughts on the loss to Ohio State, #Badgers fans?
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Fake Poulter
Fake Poulter@fakePOULTER·
@LouStagner I’m Glad I don’t have the pressure on having to be the arbiter on every topic in golf. Seems quite taxing.
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Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro)
Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro)@LouStagner·
Colt Knost getting his amateur status back is bad form. From the USGA website: "The Mid-Amateur, for amateur golfers of at least 25 years of age, provides a formal national championship for the post-college amateur, for whom the game is truly an avocation." "for whom the game is truly an avocation". Letting ex-pros, where golf WAS their vocation, play in the mid-am runs against the spirit of the event. Especially ex-pros that won many millions of dollars. In the 2025 mid-am, six of the eight quarter-finalists were reinstated professionals. Years of high-level reps and tour-hardened skills don’t disappear because the prize checks stop. Even if an ex-pro hasn’t played for money in years, the accumulated skill capital (elite and extensive practice reps, extensive tournament reps, elite coaching, etc...) persists. Colt wrote: "If a surgeon decided to take 7 years off and then come back to operate on you, would you feel as confident in that doc as one that did the procedure yesterday or the week before?" This is the wrong question. His analogy asks, “Is the ex-pro as sharp as before?” The question should be, “Does the ex-pro still have a big edge over true amateurs?” Even if they’re a bit rusty, a former tour player’s baseline skills remain FAR above a career amateur. And that baseline skill is there because golf was their vocation. Which is exactly the kind of player who the USGA says the mid-am is NOT for. Also, skill decay does not equal skill deletion. Motor-learning 101: Highly trained skills are retained unusually well, and reacquisition of those skills is fast. Years of tour reps don’t evaporate. There is not much practice time needed to get dangerous again. That advantage is exactly what makes reinstatement unfair to career ams.
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