Finn Straley

Very brave to bomb this hard in one of the hottest rooms in American history

A banner day for bumbling idiots in way over their heads.

Dave Chappelle telling a ghost story and hitting his knee with the flashlight to make the scary parts seem more scary.

You know Godzilla meat gotta taste crazy

One (1) extra ticket available for tonight’s @mountain_goats show in SF, DM me and it’s yours. I heard he’s been doing Dancing In the Dark-style fan pull-ups for Up the Wolves, this could be your big break!

@zedcutsinger Starting an outreach program to get teens to listen to Onward to Golgotha

Inexcusable. We listened to numetal because we had the radio and mtv. They have Spotify & YouTube, they can skip the gateway bands and go directly to death metal, hardcore, etc.

Now available for podcast appearances to explain what I’m calling “the executive method” (having a martini and Diet Coke every day at lunch, granting access to 150% of natural brainpower)

@TotallyAllen forever thinking about the Joe Pantoliano reality paradox AJ creates with his birthday gift to Carmela

Let’s not forget curb is in the sopranos as well when Junior thinks he’s Larry David bc he’s got Reagan brain

@Ol_Spenny Dirk Borisky

Proud to show solidarity with the WGA by having been laid off several weeks ago!

Can't tell if I'm watching MLB baseball or Real Time With Bill Maher what with all these new rules!!!

Thinking it might finally be time for me to bite the bullet and go back to school (pay $50,000 for a three-day racecar driving class)

Shohei Othani in the World Baseball Classic hit .435/.606/.739 with 4 doubles & a home run. And he had a 1.86 ERA with 11 strikeouts in 9⅔ innings.

@alecrobbins Holy shit

purchased one of the more insane rugs a human can purchase

Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning

There are a lot of great things about being married but one of the greatest is knowing exactly what movie you are going to watch when your spouse goes out of town in two weeks.

I truly believe this man could heal America.

Football: our sport is the ultimate form of physical competition Also football: the rules which govern our game are fundamentally unknowable. Truth is illusory. Holding is a vibe. A catch is a matter of faith, better decided by philosophers or priests.

1. respected by peers 2. broadly popular 3. genuinely funny Only the Sklar brothers have all three.