Allen Strickland Williams

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

@lsferguson Saying this while the Pentagon is asking for 200 billion dollars to lose a war is awesome!!! Teach me to be a dipshit like you, dad!!!

I suspect our entire almost 40 trillion dollar national debt is due to fraud. I actually suspect the amount stolen from us is way higher. We are being robbed blind and absolutely nothing is done about it

Real ones will see this and say hell yeah

@spaceandtech_ Full bush. Nice.

🚨 Scientists found a rare spider in Thailand that is half male and half female.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@Joie_Mb @MonicaCrowley @Joe1031572T how much lead did you eat as a child

@MonicaCrowley @Joe1031572T Weird how all the voters want it but the politicians don’t. Tell me this isn’t a dictatorship. The dictator? Congress!

Those who oppose this are 1) cheaters 2) those protecting cheaters

Just converted. Now I'm a Seventh Day Scientologist.

@danielledsouzag Dumb bitch alert! Dumb bitch alert!

The Oscars, which mocked Turning Point USA’s Super Bowl halftime show, got lower ratings than the TPUSA halftime show. TPUSA’s Halftime Show got 25 million household views. The Oscars got 17.9 million views. The American people are done being lectured by out-of-touch elites.

@screentime @DanielRPK And it’s just the dude from tropic thunder

Tom Cruise is reportedly in talks to star as the villain in Joseph Kosinski's Miami Vice reboot movie ▪️ Michael B. Jordan and Austin Butler set to star ▪️ Cruise would reunite with Top Gun Maverick director via: @DanielRPK

9/11 2: Deep Dish

@evolved__male @PinkNews I have bad news for you

@PinkNews Wow maybe trans woman will now feel like what it's like to be a gun owner in Massachusetts

Tennessee GOP advances bill that would create public list of trans residents thepinknews.com/2026/03/19/ten…

“We will go down in history as the first society that wouldn’t save itself because it wasn’t cost effective.” - Kurt Vonnegut

@Degen_CPA shut the fuck up bitch

what if when you put the time in the title of your google calendar it just knew that would be when the event was so I wouldn't then have to go in and add the time? what if anything normal worked before we AI'd the world?

@adriaticintexas @WSJ that's what we need more of. startups. maybe we should try finishing some of the startups we have first, hmm?

@WSJ It’s a major win for Americans looking to secure credit for business expansion and startups.

Breaking: In a major win for big banks, the Trump administration is pushing to loosen the capital restrictions put in place after the 2008 financial crisis on.wsj.com/3Nz7mwi

@disclosetv “I would know.”

NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

Sad. Just spoke to the family. I guess they’re out of options so they just have to put Taylor Frankie Paul down 😔😔😔

Petition to rename Cesar Chavez Blvd to Angelyne Blvd

Democrats tripping over themselves to somehow not capitalize on this and instead nominate the worst possible candidate we've ever seen. Can't wait until 2028!