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☆ looking for #theboys mutuals! ☆ i haven’t been active in the fandom since 2022 but s5 got me fucked up and its all i wanna talk about again so i’m back! lets be oomfs

@zedbortion so cute and clumsy

@flight37video He is trying his best 💖

is this genuinely the only time we see him run 😭😭😭😭😭

deep and noir helping him like

@chibilander @starfawnsz he’s winded 5 mins in

@flight37video @starfawnsz Homelander vs the pacer test

@dazedbydark the way thats his best effort too 😭😭😭😭

@flight37video He’s so fucking funny like does he really think he’s gonna do anything

@rivieresque honestly

@flight37video she should’ve put a wax strip on his face in that scene

yet he was judging firecracker’s waxed kitty in the same breath omfg i hate him

early 20s john & maggie……..before everything went wrong…………………

“end fer futyure reeference, yewbeetter bea littlemore poloit or a’ll taykeback the beer i gayveyew”

@starrlanderr he lookssofucKing stupid here 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@flight37video oh ik 🤤

forever mad that we never got a scene of homelander struggling to squeeze into his suit after all those creamy delicious milkshakes finally catch up to him

@starrlanderr they were #trustme

@flight37video i just need his tits juicy and im ok

@starrlanderr for my piece of mind he was actually wearing a girdle the whole time

@flight37video idk how he wasnt caked up with all the breastmilk he was consuming

@starrlanderr me hanging out with s5 homelander: omg girl i’m so bored lets eat 3 meals a day plus dessert and snacks

@flight37video girl he looked like he needed a creamy delicious milkshake in season 5

@loveddyke all that junk weighing him down 💔💔💔💔poor babyyyY

@flight37video the second whimper he made when he tried👅👅👅

atf (ass too fat)

yeah…….

he’s alive and depowered in my world and #this is what he’s going through

running his mouth about atrain and giving it all that when he’s literally the least athletic person in history

his poor fangs………..woah

@zzrkive @BF8_szn well actually i call him toni coz me n him chill like that

@flight37video @BF8_szn oh right cus thats what everyone is telling me -_- obv im saying ts cus theres countless times where it was js attraction to homelander , maybe youre different and good for you but sadly , it's isnt always just reduced to antony , ppl r also attracted to the character (exhibit a)

and if i said their characterization is worse ????