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@hmelanderseagle
homelander spam account ! warning ! i am very gay
she/he/them Katılım Mart 2026
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@hmelanderseagle His CCTV footage from his house in California
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@starrlanderr genuinely sucking each and every ridge in the leather like my life depends on it
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@AlukoAdeda36214 I cant remember who it was but someone said fem!homelander would be called motherland and ive rolled with that ever since
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@hmelanderseagle And he goes through a portal & meets his fem self (Himelander/Jane, who's also depowered btw) and they start an OF account together
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@hmelanderseagle Thank you for confirming this fact. You're our hero 🩷🩷🩷🩷
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@starrlanderr posting deep thoughts while being deep in him might be the new method
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@hmelanderseagle same bro... i want to post deep thoughts but i also drool everytime i think of him
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@hmelanderseagle Butcher frequently bullies him on there (Frenchie found out it was his IP ig 😭)...he's making up fake hero ranking results n posting threads about how old he looks and how washed he is while samefagging as other anons to agree w himself and make Homie's insecurities worse </3
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@voughtech many fans of the boys are also fans of invincible!
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@hmelanderseagle found it: #workskin" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">archiveofourown.org/works/56747707…
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@flight37video his STUPID face i wanna rattle him around... thats too much maple syrup....
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@Ajaxswif3 lasering someones face off and then eating a strawberry parfait in his room shortly after
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