chris cote

@randy4O4 stay off the for you page for the next week these people got rocks in their head

I severely overestimated the reading comprehension of twitter. how do I keep seeing so many stupid takes about chainsaw man???

if u say no to pretzels, the flight attendant should give u something called a Coin of Restraint. while worth nothing now, these coins will play a major role in the afterlife

csm ending was perfect. what more could you want

@ManualBreethin @femaleweezerfan so here’s the thing: True detective isn’t real Jeffery Epstein is

@fourth_uncle @femaleweezerfan bro is quoting the pedophile rapist from true detective to insult someone for making the muffins of a pedophile rapist. the irony that hangs in the air could hold a length of rope suspended

fine. you guys won. justice has been served ⚖️👩🏻‍⚖️

@ManualBreethin @onelasttime2680 @femaleweezerfan spend time with your loved ones, animals, plants, things that connect you to your to humanity

@fourth_uncle @onelasttime2680 @femaleweezerfan i argue many things and this is a new account because of that. many of the topics i talk about get me banned and thats just the nature of the platform. what do you want out of that

@ManualBreethin @onelasttime2680 @femaleweezerfan hey man your profile doesn’t totally read like a burner account made to argue this exact point. Keep going

@onelasttime2680 @femaleweezerfan thanks for trying

the light has gone out of my life

@femaleweezerfan People that are incapable of guilt usually have a good time

bought the ingredients to make epstein’s bran muffin recipe that leaked cause i’m curious. will update

not my zelenogorsk :(

@LocalDingus until someone builds an impossibler burger

every burger is impossible until it isn’t

idk who but someone saw Julia Gardner and said hey girl you got the worst hair we’ve ever seen on a woman. we’re gonna make you a star

@faminotchainsaw probably the author that had a plan for all of this idk

- is international assassin - is not in international assassins arc who wrote this shit

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

[nodding toward huge pile of Grinch salt on my passenger seat] You can just wipe that off

Guy trying to fuck the grinch: yea i never liked christmas that much either tbh haha

cw// grinch i just woke up. he took everything.

before you cancel the grinch remember whoville is an ethnostate

How the grinch could have won: >Don’t randomly steal presents, focus on gift production facilities >Demand the other reindeer not to accept rudolph >Don’t siege whoville, take it immediately >Zerg rush santa’s workshop >Ally with Jack Frost against Santa >ignore Africa