Hollywood Deals

this is how girls dress now

who up pondering the Cave

I love watching basketball

when I travel outside the country I remember how to look at people again

in the dominican republic calling myself medium Papi

@Howmchdidyoupay that is his true form

@LocalDingus i mean he's 2 for 2!

Jim from the office has done irreparable damage to the psyche of this world

@NBABabySecret something tells me he has a few thoughts on last night’s officiating

New York Times readers finding out Americans are stupid and have inscrutable politics

your porn’s connected to the bluetooth mama

@itsgirlcartman hand up that one’s on me

@LocalDingus So it's your fault...

I did not wear the Kowloon sweatshirt. I am sorry. I will wear the Kowloon sweatshirt

walking around outside is like scrolling with your body

a lot of days I end up dressing like a default character in tony hawk pro skater and that’s totally fine

@goddammitsarah it made my day lol thanks for saying that

@LocalDingus man this is so fucking cool and I bet it felt great, congratulations

got told by an actor I really respect that I ran this shoot in a way that compelled her tell me that I’m gonna be a big time director because “I don’t play” and got booked for my first official SAG gig AND get to watch a final cut of the first feature I ever acted in tonight

you don’t hear much about people pairing brains with brawn anymore. likely due to the ever-shrinking middle class

update: thought it would be a good idea to play full court 5s in a men’s league the same day as a 5am call so I’m worried my eyes are simply TooSleepy to track movement but will watch tomorrow 🫡

@NoaDalzell you said he was an all-star when no one else believed…the north remembers

I’m so annoying I’m sorry

@NBABabySecret @ChiefTwopointoh -Three Six Mafia circa 2001

Fucked up in the crib sipping Mr. Pig

LA vs. New York