Funshaw

@ndekekwe Thanks sir.

BREAKING: This is the notification of resignation Hon Nafiu Bala, Deputy National Chairman of ADC received and stamped by INEC back then in October. Repost aggressively.

The “Election Tools” has been released. So it’s just this 43 people that will decongest the entire Lagos Prison?

"I used to have a huge crush on Genevieve Nnanji, because she remains my most beautiful Queen from Nollywood. However, everything changed in 2016 when i met her at the Headies Award red carpet, before i could even open up to say a word, she tapped me on my shoulder and said to me; my Son you are doing well! Genny broke my heart instantly" -Wizkid Ayo Balogun #virals #viral #wizkid #starboy

🚨 Barça president Laporta: “All La Liga clubs face very strict economic control”. “We'll achieve revenues of 1.1 billion euros, more than expected. This will help us a lot in obtaining the fair play needed to make signings”, told Mon Esport.

You prepared for Presidency for 30 years only to be beaten by an Obi that just had 8 months to plan and execute. So, it’s understandable why you would still be scared even with All your extra advantages. Even if Obi & Co join the race 2hrs to election, you’ll still be beaten.

Your statement is false, damaging, and completely unacceptable. You have 24 hours from this moment to publicly retract your statement and issue a clear apology across the same platforms it was made. I have spent years building my brand, my reputation, and my name with integrity and hard work. I will not stand by and allow it to be tarnished by reckless and defamatory claims. Failure to comply within this timeframe will leave me with no option but to take immediate legal action against you to the tune of ₦2,000,000,000 for criminal defamation. This is not a threat, it is a commitment to protect what I have built.

We will need to start calling for stronger leadership. No individual should be bigger than the State. No law enforcement officer should tell anyone that they will waste them. Also, the effrontery of a corporate organization to behave in this manner. Stronger institutions. Stronger leadership. We need to make rule and order the order of the day. Kudos to the government officials.

@InibeheEffiong That you’re better positioned to win a war doesn’t mean you’ll let the enemy stock up with arms. You people need to read, before writing all these your think pieces.

The ADC is not my cup of tea, but there is now reasonable basis to infer existence of a well orchestrated sinister conspiracy to truncate contested and credible elections in 2027. From what is publicly available, all the Executives of the ADC resigned to allow David Mark and Aregbesola to emerge as the National Chairman and the National Secretary respectively. The man who took the case to the court, Nafiu Gombe, claims that he did not resign as Deputy National Chairman, and that he ought to have automatically assumed the position of National Chairman “in line with the Party’s Constitution”. Interestingly, the ADC held a National Executive Committee where the party ratified its new leadership led by Mark. So, what’s the controversy here? Is dispute over the leadership of a political party no longer the internal affairs of the political party? It used to be the law that issues of political party leadership is non justiciable, or forum domesticum. A Party’s NEC has the authority to decide who should lead the party. If the ADC says they want another person to assume that role instead of the Deputy National Chairman, can the Court compel the same Party to submit to its Deputy? Is this dispute justiciable? Also, the Court of Appeal said the parties should maintain status quo ante bellum. This means the state of affairs before the suit before the Federal High Court was filed by the Claimant. Before the suit, who was the Chairman of the Party? Was it not David Mark? Is this INEC saying that the Order of the Court of Appeal implies that there should be leadership vacuum in the ADC until the case is determined by the Federal High Court? Whose script is this INEC playing? It seems that the ruling party, which prides itself as having over thirty governors in its fold, is so scared of a fair contestation. If it is the desire of INEC for Bola Tinubu to contest as a sole candidate - unopposed, in 2027, let the Commission say so publicly. It will save the country the billions of Naira budgeted for the ‘presidential election’.

People don’t like to hear this but this is exactly the mentality you need to get ahead in corporate America Put your name on the things that work out. Keep it off the things that are disasters Perception of work more important than the work itself

Again, there’s no such thing as a perfect person or a soulmate. You’re both coming from different family backgrounds and life experiences. So Just find someone with strong family values, who is willing to stay committed, put in the effort to understand you, and grow with you through everything instead of walking away at every challenge.

@_zeuxs Lol

@funshaw770 You Dey mind am..

Off the hinge rent billing.. and we aren’t even friends, never seen each other before and have only exchanged pleasantries here and there is wild fam! You have insane audacity fr.

There will be more gifts finding expression in the body of Christ from this year and beyond. I gave this prophecy in a meeting last December in Lagos when the Lord told me. It’s important you find your own audience and do not conform to a rat race. More ideas, innovations, talents will come on stream. The goal is to fill every where with the knowledge of Christ and not feed your ambition.

Dear Governor @alexottiofr, I love how you're shaming the dullards and shaking their tables. Please, it's not too late to do an engineering redesign of your highways and drains to include cable trenches sir. Maybe also trenches for water/gas/sewage - or maybe I'm asking too much? Bury your last mile cables. Sheath them in PPR sleeves, and bury them. Higher CAPEX, but much lower maintenance in the long run. Use Armoured for your 33kv, 11kv and 415v, please. And also, please use fully enclosed transformer mini substations, the lockable plastic-coated, rust-proof metal types. Thank me later sir. Warmest Regards, B. O. Gbadamosi

Even Dangote cannot get the board of his own company to approve a loan of $6BN in 4 Hours but Bola got Akpabio to approve it for Nigeria in that period. They’re leading Nigeria like a rogue-nation hellbent on driving itself into becoming a Banana Republic.

I stopped eating dry fish after seeing pyth0n meat dried and processed in a similar manner to Mangala fish, the resemblance is striking I must confess.

I did warn the government of Nigeria that it’s easy to announce tax for poor citizens, but the problem is how to enforce it. They will keep extending the date, no matter how much they pay your twitter financial experts to ‘educate’ you on the need to file returns. The whole idea of this new tax regime was to widen the net so those in the informal sector (e.g artisans, laborers, vulcanizers etc) can pay. And I asked how do you keep track of what is supposed to be their taxable income? No one gave a reasonable explanation. Even the ones earning digitally, there’s a concept of tax withholding if you earn in certain countries. Nigeria doesn’t have tax treaty for possible waivers. Double taxation will frustrate you. At the end of the day, you people and government will do WWE until they probably scrap this idea. Good luck everyone.

Giving your child a life long mental disability by drinking while pregnant is so evil

I made 9ja Pancakes, So my 11 year old hugs me & says “mom thank you for always making food I like” Me: You see how I always do stuff you like? What does that tell you? 11yo: Do the things you like? Me: like? 11yo: let you spend more time with me? He was serious 😅😅😅

Thank you so much to everyone who repost and reshared. This is me saying that THANK YOU AND SEE YOU AT THE TOP.