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@ndekekwe Thanks sir.

Dear Governor @alexottiofr, I love how you're shaming the dullards and shaking their tables. Please, it's not too late to do an engineering redesign of your highways and drains to include cable trenches sir. Maybe also trenches for water/gas/sewage - or maybe I'm asking too much? Bury your last mile cables. Sheath them in PPR sleeves, and bury them. Higher CAPEX, but much lower maintenance in the long run. Use Armoured for your 33kv, 11kv and 415v, please. And also, please use fully enclosed transformer mini substations, the lockable plastic-coated, rust-proof metal types. Thank me later sir. Warmest Regards, B. O. Gbadamosi

Even Dangote cannot get the board of his own company to approve a loan of $6BN in 4 Hours but Bola got Akpabio to approve it for Nigeria in that period. They’re leading Nigeria like a rogue-nation hellbent on driving itself into becoming a Banana Republic.

I stopped eating dry fish after seeing pyth0n meat dried and processed in a similar manner to Mangala fish, the resemblance is striking I must confess.

I did warn the government of Nigeria that it’s easy to announce tax for poor citizens, but the problem is how to enforce it. They will keep extending the date, no matter how much they pay your twitter financial experts to ‘educate’ you on the need to file returns. The whole idea of this new tax regime was to widen the net so those in the informal sector (e.g artisans, laborers, vulcanizers etc) can pay. And I asked how do you keep track of what is supposed to be their taxable income? No one gave a reasonable explanation. Even the ones earning digitally, there’s a concept of tax withholding if you earn in certain countries. Nigeria doesn’t have tax treaty for possible waivers. Double taxation will frustrate you. At the end of the day, you people and government will do WWE until they probably scrap this idea. Good luck everyone.

Giving your child a life long mental disability by drinking while pregnant is so evil

I made 9ja Pancakes, So my 11 year old hugs me & says “mom thank you for always making food I like” Me: You see how I always do stuff you like? What does that tell you? 11yo: Do the things you like? Me: like? 11yo: let you spend more time with me? He was serious 😅😅😅

Thank you so much to everyone who repost and reshared. This is me saying that THANK YOU AND SEE YOU AT THE TOP.

🚨🇵🇱 Robert Lewandowski on Instagram with the song: ‘Time to say goodbye’. 🎶💔

If you voted for this man in 2023 and you still plan to vote for him in 2027 because he is a yoruba man and not based on his results and performance despite all the failure and unending suffering Nigerians are facing.. May it never be well with you and everything that concerneth you..... Onikure 😠 😡 👿

An incident occurred during the DR Congo 🇨🇩 vs Jamaica 🇯🇲 intercontinental playoffs final match ⤵️ The center referee, Facundo Tello 🇦🇷, suffered an injury in the 114th minute and had to be replaced by the fourth official, Darío Herrera. The match ended 1-0 in favor of DR Congo 🇨🇩, securing their qualification for the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

There is something fundamentally wrong that is going on in the US, a basketball player called Jadan spoke against Pride Month, a month dedicated to homosexuals. The NBA probably wanted to do this, practically force this thing down the throat of everyone, and Jadan spoke against it. That this goes against his Christian belief, and that he doesn't understand why the NBA is organizating this Pride Month stuff. And just because he spoke against this, his club, the Chicago Bulls sacked him. I am happy with the reaction this is generating. This unfortunate incident has sparked some sort of revival in the US, a lot of young people are now speaking out, from both the white and black communities, against the NBA and the Chicago Bulls. Why are they forcing people to believe in things that go against their faith? Why do they want to force everyone to align this bride month and gay things? If you want to do it, do it without pushing it down the throats of people who do not believe in this and stand firmly against it. The revolution is going to start pretty soon. A lot more Christians and other people are now coming out to speak against this. This is a big deal right now in the US. I am sure the NBA and the Chicago Bulls never expected this level of backlash they are experiencing. Jaden is a Christian boy who doesn't want to be associated with something like this, and he spoke up. Why then are they discriminating and victimizing him? We've seen in this same NBA openly accepting alleged rapist, wife/women beaters, and all sorts of people. None of them has got sacked. People who have committed all sorts of crimes. But because Jaden spoke against Pride Month, you terminated his contract. Anyway, I am happy to see a lot more people rise and speak up. Let's see how this finally plays out. I won't be surprised if the NBA and the Chicago Bulls reacinds their decision or another club offers Jaden a contract. I'm glad he is standing on his faith, he's not even backing down. He's been on live video reiterating his position, as instructed by his Christian faith. I am with him, 100 percent.

Off the hinge rent billing.. and we aren’t even friends, never seen each other before and have only exchanged pleasantries here and there is wild fam! You have insane audacity fr.

@_zeuxs Them wan dagbo you be that

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Until Bola Tinubu snatched power, I never knew countries could reject ambassador nominees appointed by a President. Walahi, this guy is a stain on our passport! 🤧😭

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🚨🇨🇩 OFFICIAL: DR Congo are qualified to the World Cup 2026!

BREAKING:🔥 LAKURAWA TOP DOG DOWN! A notorious Lakurawa Northwest commander, Dando Sibu, has bit the dust! 💀 He died from fractured bones injuries sustained during attacks on troops on March 24 in Giro Masa village, Shanga Local Government Area of Kebbi State. His group made desperate efforts to treat him by abducting a health worker to treat him and even sending letters to multiple village heads requesting anyone with knowledge of fixing bone fractures. Dando operated as the group's second-in-command in Nigeria for over a decade, overseeing the group's activities and expansion across parts of Sokoto and Kebbi states. Heightened uncertainty has been reported in communities in Gudu, Kebbe, and Tangaza LGAs as they don't know what this means for their relationship with the group, raising fears of possible retaliation from the group on these communities.

Remember when Gattuso said African countries should get less slots in the World Cup? He has just failed to qualify Italy to the 2026 FIFA World Cup; losing to Bosnia and Herzegovina Italy have now not qualified for the World Cup since 2014, and have not played in the knockout stages of the World Cup since 2006 #FIFAWorldCup #Italy