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Chicks who smoke weed 💨💨 have tighter giners cause every cough is like doing 40 fucking kegel

When them tables turn, don't lose your appetite. Eat that shit like you had to and smoke weed with joy 🙅🏾

Light my blunt, play my favorite playlist and then lie down staring at the ceiling till the high carries me to sleep.

I miss versions of myself that existed before certain lessons changed me forever.

All weed smokers live by one rule: don’t get hurt at work. That’s it. That’s the law. 😂😂

People's bullshit and fakeness is why I like to be alone, listen to good music and smoke weed.

At 12:24am my phone rang. I picked it up, still half asleep, and heard my daughter on the other end trying (and failing) to hold back giggles. “Daddy?” she said in that sweet little voice she’s used since she was tiny. I smiled even though I was exhausted and answered, “Yes baby?” She could barely get the words out through her laughter: “Can you come get me?” I was already sitting up and reaching for my keys. “Of course kiddo, I’m on my way. Stay right there.” The second I said that, the giggles turned into full snorts and laughter. I hung up smiling. She’s 22. She was a little (or maybe a lot) tipsy, but she wasn’t slurring, wasn’t mean or belligerent. She was just drunk enough to call her dad at 12:24am using her little kid voice… and smart enough not to drive. I pulled up, got her car safely parked, and loaded her into the passenger seat of my truck. The whole drive home she kept giggling from the backseat like she was six years old again. Those giggles at 1am? I’ll take them any day of the week. Because I spent years teaching her one simple thing: It is always, always okay to call and wake Dad up. No matter what. No matter the time. No matter how silly or embarrassing the situation is. I’d rather get that call a hundred times.... the giggly, “Daddy come get me” call, than ever get the other one. The one no parent ever wants to receive. So yes baby, you call me. I’ll answer every single time. And I’ll smile the whole way there.

I love how stoners can spend 365 consecutive days smoking without missing a shift, but the second a drug test gets scheduled they're suddenly scientists. Now we're researching metabolism, body fat percentages, hydration levels, moon phases, and the migration patterns of geese🌿

Chicks who smoke weed 💨💨 have tighter giners cause every cough is like doing 40 fucking kegel

What’s the best way to Detox your body from weed ?

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SEX, DRUGS, ROCK N ROLL, SPEED,WEED, BIRTH CONTROL. LIFE'S A BITCH And THEN YOU DIE. GO FUCK THE WORLD And LET'S Get HIGH!

Some of you never smoked💨💨 shitty weed out of a crushed soda can in the forest when you were in middle school and it really shows

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What's the biggest lesson weed has taught you?

Pledge allegiance. to the bag. Of dark ass marijuana.And to the bong.for how tall it stands.one lighter.loading bowls.smoking happily.coughing & highness for all

If you don't have a edible story u ain't lived life haha 😃 them things ain't joke