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@McDonalds Ooh there's also some crispy onions on there as well!

take a bite of our new product

You just know that Elon is telling him how to use Grok in unhinged mode to commit some truly epic, vulgar war crimes.

@asjustinX In this story, a 7 year old girl offers fertility advice to her 30 year old sister.

Ayer, en la cena familiar, mi hermana mayor de 46 años anunció llorando que su cuarto intento de fecundación in vitro había fallado. Ha gastado más de 60mil dólares tratando de ser madre. Todos la consolaban. Yo con 23 años y mi hijo de tres años durmiendo en mis brazos, la miré y le dije la verdad que nadie quería decirle: "Te lo advertí a los 30. Elegiste tu maestría y tus viajes. Ahora asume las consecuencias biológicas". Mi madre me abofeteó ahí mismo... Hilo de historia anónima.

@Theurb @marcorandazza The FACE Act literally means Freedom of Access To Clinic Entrances

@marcorandazza Really says something about people when they equate an abortion clinic and a place of worship in law.

There’s a protest outside an abortion clinic. The protesters bust in (as planned) screaming at the women and the clinic has to shut down for the day. Alex Jones is with them. He corners the doctor and interviews him. DOJ charges Jones with violating the FACE Act. Do you have a problem with that? If so, I’ll respect you weeping about Don Lemon.

@npnp701 @atrupar I thought the exact same thing

@atrupar let's do it now nothing bad can happen it can only good happen

Trump: "With Tylenol -- don't take it. Don't take it!"

@johncardillo 🤔

Let’s say the Epstein files do exist. Why do you think you’re entitled to have full access to confidential sex crimes case files?

Call me old fashioned but I don't think it's very legal or cool to ignore a Supreme Court decision.

“We shall spend an incredible amount of money building a data warehouse and a data science team to generate business insights. Everyone will do this.” —Sir, I assume those teams will be trusted for important decisions “No, decisions will be made primarily on vibes”

@ever_e_mann @TrumpDailyPosts "I’m no attorney..." You should have just stopped there.

I’m no attorney but it would seem to me that the reorganization and refiling of the same charges to fit the interpretation of law is proof in and of itself of selective prosecution. In doing so, he has disproved his own “case.” No? It’s disqualifying on its face. Transparently political and petty if not malicious. Someone who knows tell me if I’m wrong. Tired of the Lunatic Left.

FOR 60 DAYS PRIOR TO AN ELECTION, THE DEPARTMENT OF INJUSTICE IS SUPPOSED TO DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT WOULD TAINT OR INTERFERE WITH A CASE. THEY DISOBEYED THEIR OWN RULE IN FAVOR OF COMPLETE AND TOTAL ELECTION INTERFERENCE. I DID NOTHING WRONG, THEY DID! THE CASE IS A SCAM, JUST LIKE ALL OF THE OTHERS, INCLUDING THE DOCUMENTS CASE, WHICH WAS DISMISSED! Donald Trump Truth Social 06:49 PM EST 10/02/24 @realDonaldTrump

@Liv_Agar Mm T

Forgets to mention that the Grok AI has access to your posts on X.

@tomgrossicomedy It couldn't have been anyone else

We did it

@patrickwebb Is this "power structure" here in the room with you now?

BREAKING: President Vladimir Putin confirms to Tucker Carlson that President Biden is not running the United States. PUTIN when asked who runs the U.S. “The same forces which have always run it. You may change presidents but you do not change those in real power. That is who we have to deal with. Joe Biden is just a facade for this power structure.”

And they have a rule now that if two people are sharing the nachos one person can't eat all the fully loaded ones.

@Michael1979 I'm sure you've already considered this, but I'd love it if the spelling was changed to Janruary, so it's more consistent with the spelling of February. I'd also accept removing the R from February.

Everyone complains about January but nobody ever does anything about it. Until now. Here is my proposal for a redesigned January that everyone will enjoy

@historyinmemes Hanging in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

Air Force Jaguar fighter jet chasing a Nirbhay missile during the cruise phase

@chansoo @amazon @X @elonmusk @lindayaX @xai @wholemars NEVER paid for a subscription? Not even Netflix?

in my life, i have NEVER paid for any subscription, ever - not even @amazon. i am going to pay for @X premium+ to support free speech, @elonmusk & X. Thank you for doing what you do to all of you at X! @lindayaX @xai @wholemars

@dmsh1ne @rafael_champion @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R $gte = Greater Than or Equals. $gt = Greater Than

@rafael_champion @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R greather than "e" and less than "e" idk what the "e" stands for

sqlDevLearningMongoDB reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

@NateMJensen Let me know if/when you get an invite code to spare

I have an account on the other blue place. Any of you over there?

Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever...