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I have said it before, and I will say it again… It’s not as good in person, do not come here.

I wish you would stop using my phone number to make your dinner reservations.

@geekjimmy That is too fancy. I’m just talking about the disposable ones out in public. Why are they never the same shape as the actual toilet m? It doesn’t make sense to me and it’s been this way for several decades.

@glumDumpling I mean, you can get them cushioned. 🤣

Can the toilet seat cover people please look at a toilet . I want 100% coverage I don’t think it should be that hard.

@medus4_cdc 🤗

@glumDumpling Pretty okay is pretty okay!! I hope you get to amazing soon though!!

Yeah this is the aforementioned emailer. She's DISGUSTING. Highly recommend everyone block and mute

@medus4_cdc I miss you! I don’t know if I’m doing good, but I’m doing it! Feeling pretty OK. I hope life has been amazing 😬

@glumDumpling Oh hiiiii I miss you and love you and hope you're doing good

@nw_C21 No it’s gentrified oatmeal. It’s called oats overnight I’ve been getting blasted by them for like a year and they finally got me

@glumDumpling Please tell me they’re the old Wilford Brimley Quaker Oats ads 🙏

I’m addicted to the instagram oatmeal

@nw_C21 The oatmeal they sell on instagram ! Why am I the only one with the oatmeal ads

@glumDumpling The what?!?

@MattyGx93 We must be on different instagrams

@glumDumpling Huh?

@Casillic Ahhh! What on earth is this

I agree! Our forefathers didn’t give a shit about cable management…

@sundhaug92 I don’t remember I was distracted

@glumDumpling CDC machine?

Our forefathers didn’t give a shit about cable management and neither do I

@geekjimmy Thank you Jimmy

This is the correct take.

9 YO earnestly referred to ICE as the “fake police” today because he didn’t know what else to call them. I’m telling you, these kids are smart.

Too much ICE

@AJNIntel @Vikings @Seahawks I know nothing about football but that sounds rough. They won when I went, and snoop dogg was there

@glumDumpling Great stadium! - Now we just need @Vikings to win consistently in it🫤 But...hey!...we can watch the @Seahawks get to another Super Bowl with the QB we apparently didn't need. Congratulations!

Send me a message if you’re close to an airport and would be down to hang out and I will make a note. I could use more friends on layovers!

@AJNIntel OK! One of my favorites. I was even talked into going to a Vikings game last time

@glumDumpling If you ever have a layover at MSP, you know my number. I'm about 20 minutes away.

@LunacySoft Oh, I don’t think it’s time yet. The last time I needed to clean a sensor. This time I need spark plugs. Those are things I can just do myself.

@glumDumpling Sounds like time to get a new car ….

My car broke down twice in the same 12-hour window, one year apart. The only difference is this year I don’t have a man close by, not bringing me a screwdriver! I call that a win. Please remind me not to drive anywhere next January 18th.