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@ropeshooter6 It you haven't been drained in two weeks then you'll know why

Why are condoms so baggy?

When Sydney Sweeney threw out the first pitch at Fenway Park ⚾️👀

@PrincessBravato Don't most churches use a non-alcoholic beverage like grape juice these days?

He isn't catholic.

@lady_valor_07 Peak 70s for American housewives

What comes to your mind when you see this photo??

@ronsterd89 You're reading his reply. Delicous in all it's forms: fried, boiled, dehydrated, pickled, and roasted

Who the hell eats Okra and thinks "Wow this is so delicious" 🤢😭

@TaraBull Sammy "The Somalian" Salerno Capo for the Minneapolis mob

Minnesota man's mugshot goes viral after his DUI arrest What's his street name?

@JesterJum Interesting fact. Pigeons hatch from the egg fully formed as an adult. The female's eggs are the size of baseballs.

Why have I never seen a baby pigeon??? Like my entire life, all I have ever seen is grown adult pigeons....no baby pigeons.....why??

@FantasyGalaxies Did this rule apply to the men in regards to underwear?

George Lucas banned bras in Star Wars… 😳 Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia) later revealed he told her there are no bras in space—because of zero gravity. She hated it… but it became one of the most talked-about behind-the-scenes facts in film history. ✨

@JackLinFLL So sorry to hear this. I lost a niece in a broadside about 25 years ago. This may be tragic but I don't see any element of manslaughter unless the driver was drunk or driving at an excessive speed. Hopefully more details will be revealed in the police report.

My buddies sister was killed by a kid that blew the light at 27/129 and broadsided her yesterday. I've known her my entire life. Such a senseless death. Vehicular manslaughter should carry a minimum of 15 years. RIP Colleen.

@Noirchick1 One of my ex-wives

Perfect retro glamour with actress Delores Faith.......... Her resemblence to another famous actress actually hindered her career -whom do you think she looks like?

@BBGreatMoments When I was a kid that ball would have been in his back

When I was a kid, this was an out.

@mariana057 Short Dick Man by 20 Fingers featuring rapper Gillette

Songs you DON'T play at a wedding… I’ll start… Unbreak my heart.

@AbakpaJob This would make for a great subreddit

can we please start a support group for procrastinators?

@otokyo__ Enemy left you thinking. The ending was totally unexpected but it explained a lot about the theme of the movie. It's something you have to think about though.

I don’t want your “best movie ever.” I want the one that made you sit in silence when the credits rolled. The one where you said, “what… was that?” No spoilers. Just titles. Let’s ruin my week.

@MeachamDr Space lasers

Can somebody tell me how an “obliterated” military was able to shoot down a US plane?

@Thebestfigen dimsumdaily.hk/11-ball-pens-e…

1 ball pens engraved with “The Spanish Criminal Procedure Code” used for cheating at exam 10 years ago revealed by professor of law.

@manateenative2 Gorgeous photo

Tampa Bay and the Skyway bridge last night of the thunder storms rolling in

@TheFigen_ Only works with Coca Cola because Pepsi is piss water.

Extinguishing a fire using the carbon dioxide in a cola bottle. This is what knowing chemistry looks like!

@sciencegirl I doing this with my rust bucket car with some ice cold Michelob beer in a yeti cup. Hoping for a new car and a lifetime supply of free beer.

A woman posted a video of her burned-out car, showing her Stanley thermos still intact with ice inside. The clip went viral as an unintended ad, and the company offered to replace her car.

@ronsterd89 Chopped roasted red peppers

What secret ingredient do you add to your chili to make it amazing?