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@gurlcryptid

white trash, poet, unreliable narrator || ig: cvsprophet

WV Beigetreten Ekim 2024
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my cat's food bowl is in the dishwasher after she ate all of her food for the day and now she thinks she is on day 15 of starvation
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computer, put my man's armpits in my face
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i love the river. i love baking for my family. i love having bedtime drinks. i love how west virginia spring waits all day to get warm. i love my lover’s laugh, my cat’s trill, feeding hens, writing bad poems. i love this life. i can't believe i ever tried to die.
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this mcdonalds tastes like my neighbor donnie's dog
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my tweets flop every day i'm really doing this for the love of the game
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been using my past due credit card as a bookmark, call that financial literacy
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he'd be so cute pregnant
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computer, make my man pregnant
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@missus_wormy personally i've found heating my lash curler with a lighter, letting it cool until it's like barely warm, curling and then immediately doing mascara keeps them up a little bit!
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@gurlcryptid im probably just giving up and letting them be, they’ve won the war
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I was born cursed with these stupid eyelashes that grow underneath my eyelashes that I constantly have to pluck out
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put your fucking ukulele down and go piss on a cop
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you're all boots n hat, cowboy
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youve heard of labubu johnson, now get ready for expresso martin
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sorry doesn't cut it i need you dead
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it feels good to not pay attention to the news
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the first time i posted this i learned that not everyone calls this method shake n bake and that's how i realized my dad wasnt normal
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please, call me expresso. mr. martin was my father
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john stamos' full name is pee
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