willow

i work at a place for old ppl and i get it old ppl are cold but this is actually ridiculous as fuck lol

i need to know who is benefiting from the thermostat at work being set to 75 when it's 65 outside

the duality of woman

trying this new thing called not being a raging bitch every day

i refill the keurig for them, and nobody refills the keurig for me

my cat's food bowl is in the dishwasher after she ate all of her food for the day and now she thinks she is on day 15 of starvation

computer, put my man's armpits in my face

i love the river. i love baking for my family. i love having bedtime drinks. i love how west virginia spring waits all day to get warm. i love my lover’s laugh, my cat’s trill, feeding hens, writing bad poems. i love this life. i can't believe i ever tried to die.

this mcdonalds tastes like my neighbor donnie's dog

my tweets flop every day i'm really doing this for the love of the game

been using my past due credit card as a bookmark, call that financial literacy

he'd be so cute pregnant

computer, make my man pregnant

#OOTD 🥰

@missus_wormy personally i've found heating my lash curler with a lighter, letting it cool until it's like barely warm, curling and then immediately doing mascara keeps them up a little bit!

@gurlcryptid im probably just giving up and letting them be, they’ve won the war

I was born cursed with these stupid eyelashes that grow underneath my eyelashes that I constantly have to pluck out

put your fucking ukulele down and go piss on a cop

you're all boots n hat, cowboy

youve heard of labubu johnson, now get ready for expresso martin

sorry doesn't cut it i need you dead