Kai AFC

@bitoyede @David_Ornstein @GuillermoRai_ @TheAthleticFC There's no coincidence in football Someone's forcing this

@David_Ornstein @GuillermoRai_ @TheAthleticFC Mario Silva from Fulham to Benfica Mourinho from Benfica to Madrid Arbeloa from Madrid to Fulham.

🚨 EXCL: Fulham have held talks with Alvaro Arbeloa about head coach vacancy following Marco Silva exit. 43yo Spaniard available after leaving Real Madrid & has met #FFC to discuss possibility of taking Craven Cottage role. W/ @GuillermoRai_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/70830…

ARSENAL ARE THE 2025/26 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS! 🏆🔴

@Faizafabz Move with a squeezer stick in your car

Please be careful on the road. Someone tried opening my car door in traffic 😪.

@twitgameboy I hope i see this when I have a bag of money😄

This tweet will be private on June 13, 2026, and will be public on June 13, 2027. Write yourself a message for the future.

@kingFahad_17 Is this supposed to be funny?

Eno si shirt ya Obed?🤔

@mama_d256 @NinyeTabz @Faith000001 How come namere and police cant find him

I got to spend some time with my favorite tweep @NinyeTabz after @Faith000001 broke her 100hrs world record for longest time walking around a tree.

@ManCity Then you will loan him untill he cant breathe

We are delighted to announce that Divine Mukasa has signed a new long-term deal with the Club 🩵

@MosesMagogo @UG_Airlines @OfficialFUFA @UPL @ntvuganda @nbstv @newvisionwire @DailyMonitor @GovUganda Dad selfies😄😄😄😄😄

I love travelling on Uganda Airlines. It feels so Ugandan I am wondering why doesn't @UG_Airlines operate domestic budget flights to Arua, Gulu, Kidepo, Soroti, Mbale, Jinja, Masaka, Hoima, Mbarara, Kabale at affordable rates like say 300,000 UGX. Imagine a 50-Seater Kajjansi-Mbarara-Kabale-Hoima-Kajjansi Kajjansi-Jinja-Mbale-Soroti-Kajjansi Oba I am just dreaming!

Comunicado oficial con nuestras aclaraciones sobre el comunicado oficial de nuestros vecinos @realmadrid: 1. Se os cortó el vídeo del Papa donde decía que también era del Atleti. 2. Habréis confundido la educación con agradecimiento, pero para que no haya dudas: no os agradecemos nada. 3. Ni estudiamos ni valoramos ninguna oferta por Julián. 4. Cómo no nos vamos a llevar bien, si nos hacéis reír aún más que el @FCBarcelona_es.

@FrancisChipp Then y drop those easy points😄😄😄😄😄😄

Arsenal are only champions because Manchester City dropped points in games they wouldn’t normally, to carry on like this is extremely embarrassing.

@IamSarah256 Natural selection happened Such old men doing foolish acts Dead like Indians

ACCIDENT!!! Most people don't love life....they look for death every time.😭 See how they were seated on top 🥹🥹

@Atuhaire_No K

Guys am not feeling okay If you don’t see back online know that i have died!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@JustineNameere Enjogera eja terera 😄😄😄😄😄oja kiliza eno si tiktok

You don’t decide who gets blessed! No badge, no vote! Fix yourself first! Your skeletons are outside doing stand-up comedy about you as you judge people! This girl had a past as a legit hustler. No criminal record. Debts are civil matters. At 31, in 2021, she was appointed Senior Presidential Advisor for Greater Masaka — and she fought land grabbers, mafias, oppressors of the Voiceless, and political double-dealers. That is why her public service record is clean. My hustle and challenges were personal, and they are long sorted and gone. Watch her tomorrow take oath as The State Minister for Local Government. She stays in her lane, doing her work and minding her own business — until you come looking for trouble. 👌😉

@hillaryarinda AI cleared Comeon

Clearest picture. Those that can identify the fellow, please report his identity to the nearest police station.

@WestHam Now you're appearing in fixtures with Millwall and Middlesbrough 😄😄😄

Three years ago today 💭

@AlagbaEberechi @WelBeast Jesus

You’re asking us what Mikel Arteta won as a player, oya, put on the table what Sir Alex Ferguson won as a player first.

By the way, I almost forgot.

@Ugaman01 @NinyeTabz Ono nga kyamulumye nyo Oba hes looking for a comeback

I have been on Twitter/X long enough for @NinyeTabz to threaten me about tagging him. We can learn to disagree but bullying and shaming people that have no idea about certain things is not a good situation.

@Ugaman01 Building tweeter in Uganda 😭😭😭😭😆😆😆

I Ugaman and many others spent years building Twitter in Uganda and we encouraged companies and government officials to embrace the platform. We shall not watch Ninye Tabz and Dr. Spire take us back to the dark days of bullying people on social media. Not on my watch. You can all me anything you but I know what a proper online community can achieve.

@diaz_samprass @kampalasfinest_ Ngamba ka gwe

@hakimtz29 @kampalasfinest_ Okitegera

Did Gongodyo seriously snatch the bag?