Halving Fun (never ded, RWD)

Big news from @rektdrinks $REKT, the #1 Brand Coin on $ETH showed real strength last year, and despite persisting bearish conditions, should continue to gain mindshare this year Below is a list of 2026 planned and accomplished business development milestones ... The schedule is packed! 🚨🚨New partnership 🚨🚨 @rektdrinks 🤝 @waitrose The UK premier grocery store -@XGames 🤝 @rektdrinks GRXPEFRUIT Sold out ✅ -@WORLDSTAR 🤝 @rektdrinks Cherry Cola 🍒 Sold out ✅ - @GiantEagle ~200 store rollout...✅ - @superior_bevgrp distribution partnership ✅ ---> Smashing 30X industry standard sales expectations during the promotion period 🎉🎉🎉 30X is just incredible - REKT ENERGY Q1 release...SOON --->Energy drinks market high yearly cagr - @FaZeEsports Energy drink collaboration drink through @GSQHoldings - @FaZeEsports REKT logo left sleeve ✅ ---> brand visibility to key demographic - @EVGHQ strategic partnership for global institution access - @AspenDigitalAMP institutional access in the Middle East and Asia ---> REKT leadership meeting directly with investors, key industry leaders The list showcases phenomenal business & strategic development, which should fuel rapid brand growth I believe in $REKT WORLD DOMINATION

@pluraluse @ttiimmees All of the above 😂 Everyone is Halving Fun

@ttiimmees @halving_fun is this true?

Having fun has killed you

deres no such ting as a coincidence 🫵🥹 smolchained

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TLDR: I am a recovering alcoholic with no fund, no credentials, and no lobbyist. I rebuilt myself from nothing. Then I broke into finance with no degree, no pedigree, and no permission. I parsed SEC filings for a $31.5 billion private credit fund called Cliffwater. Not because anyone asked me to. Because nobody else would. The filings are public, but they are buried in footnotes that are not indexed, not searchable, and not structured for analysis. I have been told by fund managers that nobody even attempts this. Billions of dollars in pension capital, and the people who manage money for a living do not bother to read the filings. So I read them. Every loan. Every amendment. Every semi-annual PIK disclosure. 2,330 positions. I hand-researched fifty. I found 189 loans where borrowers are paying interest with more debt instead of cash. I found over 50 loans that are not generating enough cash to service their debt at all — carried at par on the books of a fund that has never reported a losing month in 41 months. The fund's Sharpe ratio is 3.75. Bernie Madoff — who was fabricating returns and could pick any number he wanted — ran a 3.5. He got caught because the numbers were too smooth by Markopolos. The greatest quant fund in history, Renaissance Technologies, runs a five or six. Cliffwater is claiming risk-adjusted returns that would be impossible even if you insider-traded with perfect information every single time, because the volatility of the underlying markets would still prevent it. Nobody asked questions. Bloomberg confirmed 14% redemptions 48 hours after I published. S&P cut the fund's outlook to negative this week. Cash on hand fell 76% in six months. This is not an isolated fund. This is the structure. $9.4 trillion in private equity. $3.5 trillion in private credit. They all pay their own valuation agents. The valuation agents decide what the funds are worth. No valuation agent has ever been fired for saying the number was too high. The marks produce the NAV. The NAV produces the fees. The fees come from pensions. The pensions come from firefighters and teachers and nurses in Oregon and California and Illinois who will never read a private placement memorandum in their lives. Wall Street ran out of rich people. The endowments were full. The sovereign wealth funds were tapped. So they went downstream — to 401(k)s, to retirement accounts, to interval funds sold to people who have no idea what they own. 1. Direct the SEC and FSOC to examine Level 3 fair value practices across interval funds and BDCs. 2. Require that valuation agents be independent of the funds they mark. 3. State publicly that the current self-marking regime creates systemic risk. 4. Mandate position-level mark disclosure for every fund that accepts pension capital. There are two ways this ends. It breaks all at once like 2008 and we fix it. Or it rots slowly like Japan: one fund blows up, six weeks of quiet, another one, and nobody connects it for a decade while a generation of retirees gets destroyed. I am not asking anyone to take my word for it. I am asking them to read the filings. If you know someone in the administration, a regulator, or anyone on a legislative committee, please send this to them. One person learned this from a one-bedroom apartment. Your government can too. The will is what is missing.

@inversebrah Shhhh it's okie Only folks with 'minds' Lmwo

is smolting in danger? O_0'

🚨 LUMMIS: CRYPTO BILL IS CLOSE “We are so close this time.” U.S. market structure clarity is about to land. 🔹 Institutions waiting 🔹 Trillions sidelined 🔹 Rules unlock capital When this passes, capital moves fast. Ethereum, stablecoins, tokenization, on-chain markets reprice. $ETH

My guess is Coinbase (and most CEX) sent out millions of incorrect tax forms this year. I’ve looked at 100s of 1099-DAs this year. When I close my eyes, they haunt me. I have seen: > incorrect proceeds on sent assets (being counted as sales) > simple USD fiat trades for some users having incorrect proceeds > so much more BS Errors in the root DAs (not to mention we have bugs bc no one gave them to us ahead of time). All of these compound to weird results that make reconciling challenging. It’s gonna be a painful couple of years. Fuck the gov for doing this.

Pretty wild that Trump just appointed JD Vance as a Fraud Czar to go after scammers right after he pardoned his 35th different wealthy crony convicted of fraud so far during this term with many more to come.

IT GETS WORSE New Epstein files show Trump was DIRECTLY INVOLVED in human trafficking OMG!

I know damn well her parents didn’t name her ‘Mexican scientist.’ What’s with these headlines? in 2026.

Saudi Arabia says it is forbidden to attack a neighbor, especially a Muslim neighbor. Where was this talk when they were bombing Yemen for nine years?

i've gotta hand it to him fleecing the Arabs for billions and sweeping it into your family’s personal accounts, hell, even taking a jumbo jet from them then royally (pun intended) fucking them over in a poorly conceived op your handlers convinced you to do with no real off-ramp as they must then watch their economies and reputations for being safe havens crumble is just an incredible move maybe the best to ever do it

Real Funny how things change over time

todays snapshot 🫠

@Crypt0Panda @araghchi @DKLarge2 @inversebrah x.com/poordart/statu…

smh

They've used 'KILLED!' Finally. Oh wait, I see.

So today Iran crippled world gas output for years, hit an F35, and knocked the power out in Haifa after hitting Israel's only oil refinery with a ballistic missile I think it might be time to say it - Iran is winning the war

When the Japanese live translation goes silent because the translators are too stunned to repeat your Pearl Harbor “joke” to the Japanese PM, you’ve officially reached a new level of diplomatic failure. Those seconds of silence were the most honest reaction of the day.