Hasan Jaswal

@terryflewers Life was tough growing up watching united body bolton wanderers in the prem league.

Mac Allister over Bruno Fernandes is arguably the worst take I have ever heard!

@MonaAlamm Serious question: Why do Pakistanis keep appearing on biased, far-right Indian TV? It only boosts their views, and you'll never make a dent in a platform designed for warmongering. Why not just boycott them and let them scream in their own echo chamber?

As a concerned neighbour, I prescribed Depression Pills 💊 to Major Gaurav Arya l during broadcast today. Because #Pakistan is the Global Peacemaker but #India Na 3 mein Na 13 mein…!!! #IslamabadPeaceTalks

@johncrossmirror Saved everyone a click: Becuse you’re an arsenal fan.

Bruno Fernandes is having another incredible stellar season for Man United... but why I think the Footballer of the Year should come from a trophy-winning team mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

@megynkelly @grok @grok what percentage of newborns were given the name Muhammad in Britain last year. what would be the combined percentage of all Muslim names vs non Muslim names given to new borns in Britain last year? Based on above is it manipulation to focus on the most common Muslim name?

Hey, @grok What was the most popular name given to newborn children in Britain last year?

Can Gueye come back on and slap our players too

@VanJones68 Nothing wrong with the speech. Everything wrong with your perception of it.

ABOUT THE SPEECH: First of all: let’s all give Zohran Mamdani his due. He just did the impossible — beat Democratic royalty (the Cuomos), beat the money, beat the machine and then pushed past Trump himself to become the first Muslim mayor of America’s biggest city. That’s a huge accomplishment. With this upset win, he has already written his name in American history books. And he’s only 34 years old. The pride and energy you’re seeing from his supporters is hard earned and well-deserved. That said: I would be remiss if I didn’t flag something I noticed during last night’s victory speech. The Mamdani on stage last night seemed like a different Mamdani than the one who won people over on the campaign trail. While campaigning, Mamdani was calm, warm, inclusive — the kind of guy who built a big tent that might have a place for everyone. But last night, his tone was sharper. His voice was louder. His rhetoric was harsher. His famous smile and sense of humor were mostly absent. His many supporters loved it. But others just couldn’t relate. That was a missed opportunity. I greatly preferred Mamdani’s FIRST victory speech — the one he gave when he first upset Cuomo and burst onto the global stage this summer. It was brilliant, warm, sunny, inviting. If he goes back to that mode — the world could be his oyster. Fortunately, as he continues to make history, Mamdani will have many, many more speeches to give

@iaamirjamal Inna Lillahe waina illehe rajeoon

“From Allah , to Allah” I couldn’t hold you longer my lil Angel 👼 Baba&mama will miss you 😢 May you stay on highest ranks in Heaven 😭

Going to a mosque is apparently a prerequisite to becoming mayor in America’s biggest city. Something has gone terribly wrong.

The real crisis isn’t goals or pressing… it’s how many people don’t get sarcasm.

@TheAthleticFC Wow, the agenda is real. Even the Athletic cant get away from it.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜’𝐬 𝐀𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲 We asked the game’s dealmakers about: ▪️ Best and worst deals ▪️ Under-the-radar signings that could surprise people ▪️ Will more players go on strike? nytimes.com/athletic/67067…

Put Bayindir or Onana in his corner for no reason and watch his career implode. #ManUtd

"The new Superman is too woke!" Superman in the 1930s:

The only player worthy of the @ManUtd shirt is @HarryMaguire93 I am sorry but that is the harsh truth!

On April 28th, 🇨🇦 is conducting a nation-wide IQ test.

@UtdFaithfuls He would have liked that, especially after his history at Rangers

Sir Alex loved that Bruno's winning goal. ❤️

What if Pep’s ex wife was the tactical genius?

For the ninth time — a competition record — Manchester United have eliminated Arsenal from the FA Cup. Ruben Amorim, Amorim, Ruben Amorim… 🎶

United get booked for every foul. Arsenal dont even get the foul called against em. It’s an absolute disgrace. The ref has decided this game more than any player or manager involved it fuckin stinks.

Arsenal’s Man of the Match

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