rude trashbabe

Don't let people know the ideas you love, the games you've played, the places you've visited in your mind. Keep your treasure to yourself.

@nicebigdog …… am???

going to a show tonight and the headliner we’re going for doesn’t start until 3. i might die ❤️

@normal_food @discountgourds i want more fibre in EVERYTHING bring it on

@discountgourds fiber is happening at the same time, but it's not as intuitive a benefit as protein

recently my boss told me we're going to have to develop a protein popcorn and my heart just sank

@tarzelly love

pov you woke up on the couch and banano is purr sniffing you

@currentsleeps hell yeah!!!!

I haven’t been doing a very good job of taking care of my skin but today I am. I also ordered our groceries on time this week and didn’t miss the time window! little bits little bits

@tarzelly nooooo

sliced m’finger

@puddingfan13 @Duncanjm703 shes PERFECT

@puddingfan13 @Duncanjm703 oh my GODDDDDDDDDD

where is everyone going today??? usually i can predict the flow of people on transit but i’m sooooo wrong today!!! cuz long weekend maybe??

@ghostannora you need an overly complicated excel spreadsheet?? <cracks knuckles> i know a guy

@nicebigdog omg

ooooouuuuugggffghhhhhhh

@tarzelly this is fascinating

JUST KIDDIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG THANKS INTERNET ARCHIVE web.archive.org/web/2001071005…

i might need @QAApod eyes on this flyer an old man dropped off at the bar last night at nearly 10pm because there’s certainly no sewer reclamation and public notice act of 1968 and c. hemizibecus gigantus sounds like a herpetological invention by a raymond hoser type character

@marshmarigold @BenjaminiteMD its really in how you frame your volunteer work. lots of things would count toward a clinical/counseling requirement. but the fact that they require applicants to have x volunteer hours is bananas imo.

@BenjaminiteMD interested in*

Why do I need a year of experience to apply for a counselling psychology program ugh LET ME IN

@free__shrugs weirdly never but ive worked really hard to train my bladder

how many times on average do u get up to pee during the night. if u haven’t turned 30 yet dni

@ghostannora this is bananas, how long have you spent do you think? it's so lovely

"LAST TIME, ON HAMLET!" #menaceS10

"we have two wheels?! did we get a bigger budget?" "we got a canada arts grant" #menaceS10

"most of my interactions with thomas are hauntings at this point" #menaceS10

I love that even in their wildest fantasies about themselves they cannot conceive of themselves as anything but the subject of a larger, more powerful state. There is no independent Alberta, there is only a vassal disgruntled with their liege.