Paul Harvey

@Si_Williams @sainsburys Enjoyed this exchange.

@ai_walker I am jealous of your spatzle maker. I think it probably works the same. I have a really good German cookbook (Strudels, Noodles and Dumplings by Anja Dunk), now all i want to do is make spatzle.

FINALLY! The EPIC conclusion of this year's No Waitrose October! paharvey99.tumblr.com/post/667406524…

@ai_walker It does not surprise me that Byker Morrisons is a hotbed of conspiracy

@IanTease But stopping doing No Waitrose October IS stopping being silly, Ian.

@henitus Yes you are. Stop being silly x

@mojo_swaptops Oh don't worry, I'm weak, I'll be back

Also I'm probably not doing it ever again so make the most of it x

Featuring: The DEFINITIVE* top 5 branches of Morrisons in England! A TERRIBLE new method of making MASH! And a SKELETON coming out of a BIN! (*not definitive)

i was going to do the last two days of this year's No Waitrose October in one post, but it all went a bit Peter Jackson and now it's an unnecessarily long rambling mess, sorry paharvey99.tumblr.com/post/667225159…

@Jeniharvey @stevechu75 why would you say something this terrible

Discuss: World in Motion is a thousand times a better football song than Three Lions

it's my first nov 5 as a resident of lewes and the vibe in town this morning was purely this song youtu.be/_66jPJVS4JE

i'm getting there, sorry it's taking so long, i'm a busy person. paharvey99.tumblr.com/post/667010531…

When Nadine Coyle was discovered to be too young for Irish Popstars they knew they could not change the rules retrospectively and threw her out. Irish Popstars had higher standards than the House of Commons.

i'm late, i'm late, with a very unimportant blog paharvey99.tumblr.com/post/666773816…

by the way I haven't been to Waitrose, blog to follow when I get chance, probably some time in Dec

@mojo_swaptops sweet. can I have some money.

run out of sweets on halloween and no one's put our windows through, this country

underground, overflow, council run, free the car parks of wimbledon all smell of wee

bike chat, greasy Joan, Christmas gyoza, all the usual paharvey99.tumblr.com/post/666186900…