sumo 🌻

had 700 yesterday now im up to 1.2k+ 🥹 thank you legends

@djavjr low tier rage bait

im gonna need transmascs to get over themselves and just buy pants in the womens section. they will fit you better and unless you specifically get the ultra mega mondo curves+ pants not a single person will notice your body under them

@S0L3SURVIV0R everyone must know about this dwightling

.@HexDwimo active on here again throwback to my favorite Dwight drawing of all time

@dojiIlie twilight sparkle hair so badass 🥹🥹

feeling like i look Ok right now

@fionaherd01 caricatures are beneath me

@hexdwimo I like this image bc it’s not associating looks with political affiliation

jokes on you, i actually look like a 12 yr old boy

@MeCanAart make it a steam machine n ill think about it

@hexdwimo Heheheeeee hello 12yoo boyyy!! U want some cookies and play Minecraft on ur Xbox?

@Crapmire thank you 🙏🙏

@hexdwimo okay tranny

twitter is a magical place

@spicy_mochi blue ftw 🥹🥹

pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!

so fucking hot outside im actually gonna burst into flames

THIS WAS SO FUNNY I WANTED TO MAKE AN ENGLISH DUB OF IT!! Animation by @AlisaAgabekova Noelle voiced by @VeryLonelyBear

@holirine GENIUS!

i love this fuckass video so much bro

@MeepImmaShep America loves its short kings perhaps a little too much

@hexdwimo They just wanna see us pantsless

plan b

@burrito_babble ur a legend

Here's a quick guide I made for my lazy and messy method for hemming pants lol

no #relatable post today take these

@BeachBallHorse old navy hate 🥹🙏🙏

@hexdwimo Or if you're over 6'2 and skinny. Old Navy is the only brand that has my size and their jeans are made of ass

at least hollister always has my back

@hexdwimo Smiley face shirt how could you 💀 It's like the same betrayal pants does when the zipper part forms a bulge during random times

@SC_not_just_193 bulging zipper + unzipped fly combo i get so embarrassed 😭

@flaminghomo_22 no like actually like i don’t carry a bag or purse around where tf am i supposed to put my wallet n phone n keys 😭😭

@hexdwimo This is also true I literally just commented on the other one how I buy them also why do women Jeans hate pockets women hold stuff too tf ???

@meria_kn @weadz_ no cus i thought it was cute till i found out what it meant 😭

@weadz_ @hexdwimo What you mean 'hon' is pejorative, I always thought it was short for 'honey' 💔