Fatmireplay2muchbruhh

high as fuck in the hardware store buying a shotgun with a stolen credit card

going to the dentist for nostalgic reasons

i’m a mental slavetard

@heyitslilylane @tavernofterrors you guys don’t understand that greek statue penises are huge compared to ones in southeast asia

@tavernofterrors i asked my childhood friend about this bc he was genuinely built like a greek statue. he said his urologist just stared for a second and said.. well you definitely won the genetic lottery.. i still think abou tit

do doctors ever say nice penis or something when you have a really big penis?

@xbawxbaws oh hell naw 😂

White people don't be matching they socks

my beige flag is that i fuck too passionately

@annhybri “your dad”

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@Bornakang pooping on the floor

If she asks you to come over and it looks like this what’s your next move?

@mordiiy next year

@Crapmire When it drop 👀

@frzetheworld @CaseyJaytheBae WHO TF ARE U

@CaseyJaytheBae me and fatmireplay2muchbruhh have notified authorities

If Elon doesn't fuck Nicki Minaj I am going to kill myself

@averpee @wormpuller how about poop

Does anyone have anything to say about dating or porn or women or social media or fidelity

motorboating the flight attendants butt when she walks by

@rirokpik you’re from africa!

White women have been calling Black women "Shenaenae", "La'Quisha", and "ShaNiqua" in a demeaning manner since the 80's. Latinas were called "Consuela", "Guadalupe", or "Maria" and Asian women were called "Ling-Ling", but the moment ‘Karen’ became a meme criticizing entitled behavior, suddenly people wanted to talk about respect and stereotyping.

@_britmonkey fent

left wing drugs: weed LSD xanax right wing drugs: meth cocaine zyns We need centrist drugs for radical centrists.

@thetrillgent ole jiggaboo woody

full circle considering woody was named after Black actor woody strode.

@wass3stablish what about purple

If your nipples are pink you are a white person

@urbancatfitters crazy whores

@CaseyJaytheBae it has to be done, you sick fuck

smoking weed and playing with my fidget spinner