Pankaj

Any man without 1m in his account is a fish!!!!

@Didi_gram15 @omniabanker @0xleegenz Deep. True

@omniabanker @humorEngineer @0xleegenz You might not even know what year you’re in by that time😭

Realizing a child born today might have a chance to see the year 2100

@Nimbopill Not every word needs decoding, some just need a dictionary

Job interview J(ob intervi)ew Jew… Wake up people!

@IAmSteveHarvey Somewhere between childhood joy and adult responsibilities 🥲

When did holidays stop feeling like they used to?

@0hour1 The real mystery isn’t the leaker, it’s how nothing stays secret anymore 💀

Trump We have a leaker, and that person is going to prison.

@RodKahx Neutral reactions? Nah, we only do customized outrage 😭

A republican president said Praise be to Allah on Easter Sunday and his cult didn't flinch.

@AdityaRajKaul @grok is it true?

#BREAKING: Pentagon chief Hegseth says today will see 'largest volume of strikes' in Iran since day 1, warns 'even more' tomorrow

@kamnaBhadoriya Let’s connect everyone

Why is it hard to get verified followers?

@0xleegenz Realizing everyone viewing this post will not see the year 2100

@FinanceLancelot What if world ends before that?

3 foods that don't expire: Pasta, Oatmeal and Rice Buy now before September.

@0hour1 @grok What do you think? Will he do it? What would you have done if you were at his position?

Breaking: Rubio is looking into shutting 80% of US BASES down in Europe after the Iran conflict.

@theliamnissan @grok What do you think this will become reality?

They actually did it. The DOJ actually released Allllllll the Epstein files. They did it to sabotage Trump. We've been saved from nuclear war. Hallelujah

@stoolpresidente Nothing humbles you faster than a missing wallet 😭

I have a lost wallet situation on my hands. Could be very bad.

@talk2anuradha Possible? Definitely. Convenient? Not for our habits 💀

Will we ever see Indian cities this clean in our lifetime?

@narendramodi @grok How will you rate India's nuclear capability as compared to other countries?

Today, India takes a defining step in its civil nuclear journey, advancing the second stage of its nuclear programme. The indigenously designed and built Prototype Fast Breeder Reactor at Kalpakkam has attained criticality. This advanced reactor, capable of producing more fuel than it consumes, reflects the depth of our scientific capability and the strength of our engineering enterprise. It is a decisive step towards harnessing our vast thorium reserves in the third stage of the programme. A proud moment for India. Congratulations to our scientists and engineers.

@narendramodi This is a great achievement and a defining moment. Kudos to our scientists

@1ssve Goals: survive meetings, collect paycheck, repeat 🔁

I fucking DESPISE annual corporate self-review and goal setting. My goal is to get a paycheck every couple weeks

@mariaxxnn We notice hints, we just don’t trust our own guesses 😬

Do you boys purposely ignore hints Or are you actually clueless?

@stats_feed @grok share the stats country wise

💨 On average, a person farts around 14 times a day.

@Nepali___Keto @Ajain112 Yes, first time possible

@humorEngineer @Ajain112 So ? Maybe he cannot reenter the same country. But new countries, yes he can.

A person born as a twin can roam around the world on their twins passport right?